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Female Floggs Fone, Perp puts product in p.... April 19, 2005

#16 Slade

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:10 PM

Hehe, that's hilarious and awful. Who thinks to steal items and then stick them in orifices? It is the last place anyone would think to look, but... sheesh.

And I thought of the vibrate thing too.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 05:49 PM

i like how the guys said "too damaged" to take back...

i'm sure it still worked fine...
but they was the diplomatic way of saying what he was thinking.

imagine putting that on you insurance form...
phone deemed inusable due to innappropriate placement inside girl...

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:15 PM

I don't know, insurance companies are very understanding about this sort of thing. The med-school students I know are always spouting stories about some guy coming into the ER with an 'X' stuck up his rectum (maybe that's a solution for Floppydisk). Mobile phones are apparently quite common.

I sure if he put the phone up for sale on E-bay some sicko would pay good money for it.

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#19 barend

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 07:03 PM

where are they getting all these 'x's from?

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 07:53 PM

You know, I've thought for longer than I care to admit that women might get knives and even guns through airport security that way. I never realized it would actually work!

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 08:09 PM

it would still set off the metal detector...

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 09:23 PM

Not if it's a fancy ceramic gun, but then that's what the rubber glove's for.....

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 10:37 PM

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where are they getting all these 'x's from?

Jackass: The Movie. I blame college students and Johnny Knoxville.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:49 AM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Apr 21 2005, 07:15 AM)

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That reminds me of a very funny scene in Scrubs.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:07 PM

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I am not going to stick anything up my rectum, thank you. It's an out door. Not an in door. Besides, isn't that supposed to hurt? It apparently hurt in Jackass: The movie, when whoever stuck a toy car up his ass.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:57 PM

I'm not going to go into a study of what stuff can go in and out of asses, but suffice to say, a toy car probably has too many point edges to go in comftably...

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:37 PM

Chyld- Why not? You might be able to get a grant out of it like those people who studied hand washing. And since you're in England I'm sure Prince Harry would be glad to act as your research subject until the tabloids started getting pictures of him with houseplants up his arse.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:03 PM

I ain't gonna touch that one with a massive stick...

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:35 PM

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P.S. I'm flogging that custom title.

Evil Ninja Duck! Stealing my custom title! Now I wish I was a moderator, so I could have it... But I don't have the time or patience to be one.

Ninja Duck, you truly represent the

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