[barend]

Phone thief's intimate hiding place
April 19, 2005

Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing her knickers start ringing.

Police in Pitesti, Southern Romania, stopped Ruxandra Gardian, 34, and her female friend after an eyewitness reported they had stolen the phone when a customer in a busy shop put it down for an instant.

After a search of both women failed to find the phone, police wanted to let them go, but the eyewitness insisted the pair had taken it, and suggested they call the number.

The officers then heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress.
They took the pair to the local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed that Gardian had hidden the NEC mobile phone in her vagina, local daily Ziarul reported.

Police officer Aurel Popescu said: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

He added that the owner of the phone had refused to take it back, claiming it was damaged goods, and had filed a claim with his insurance company for a new device.

http://www.ananova.c...es.strangecrime

if only she had switched it from 'ring' to 'vibrate'

[Chyld]

Comedown: Phone-type radiation! Not good... down there.

But coming back up, I thoroughly agree! It could become a really cheesy porno!

[J m HofMarN]

Female floggs fone? there was no flogging going on here. Still, a really great find.

The name of the porno could be Home Alone: With my phone

[barend]

in australia "flogging" means:

1. to beat something.
2. to sell something.
3. to promote something.
4. to steal something.
5. to masturbate.

i was going for "4"

[SimeSublime]

I would have liked to have seen her face when it started ringing. Imagine trying to pass that off.

[J m HofMarN]

Ah I see, damn that IS a useful word.

[SimeSublime]

Do you just have meaning 1 in your climes?

[kdogg]

if only she had switched it from 'ring' to 'vibrate'

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Nice!!!

[Chyld]

I would have liked to have seen her face when it started ringing.  Imagine trying to pass that off.

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Hence, "dodgy porno", but that did have me laughing...

[SimeSublime]

You know, I thought that the topic title was too long and got cut off. I just realised that Barend censored it himself. Now it's more amusing

[Jane Sherwood]

if only she had switched it from 'ring' to 'vibrate'

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That was the very first thought that popped into my head.

[Chyld]

[floppydisk]

That's a handy storage spot. Now I want a pouch in my stomach to put things in.

[Jane Sherwood]

Well what's stopping you from trying? We could call you “Marsupial-Boy”!

[floppydisk]

What's stopping me is the fact that a big gaping hole in my stomach would kind of hurt.

And If I had the custom rank privelages, that would be my new rank. "Marsupial-Boy!"