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Post icon  Posted 31 March 2005 - 07:39 PM

Wow. That's something I never even considered thinking that I would see.
If you go to the game room and look at my chess topic, you will see on the Google ad,

Obese Men
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The mind boggles at the possibilities. I know that there is a fat fetish out there, but really. I DO NOT want to meed "hundreds of thousands of fat singles" OR "admirers". I am not going to register with them so they can give me a fat stalker, I mean "admirer".

What really confuses me though, is that those google ads are text sensitive. They are based on what is written on the page. Nowhere in that thread are obese people mentioned. Not even once!

I just don't get it.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 07:41 PM

Don't get me as if I'm trying to be offensive, but I think they might have been aiming for the attention of obese women.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 07:51 PM

I'm pretty sure there aren't any obese women running around Chefelf.com.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 08:15 PM

Hmm... it seems to be gone when I went back there. Apparently, it resets every time you load the page. I still don't know how Obese men are related to chess.
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 09:18 PM

nerds, chess, fat... it's a simple combo...


there are a lot of thin guys that are obsessed with obesse women...
if there where hot young gilrs into fat men, i'd be on that add pretty quick!!!

it just goes to show.... if you're a girl, there will always be someone interested in you no matter what...

you're a guy? you better loose some weight
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 12:57 AM

Don't forget Family Guy.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 02:56 AM

Hey, I'm a nerd and I'm obscenely thin...
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 05:07 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 31 2005, 09:18 PM)
it just goes to show.... if you're a girl, there will always be someone interested in you no matter what...


False!!!1

If you are a guy not matter how ugly/fat you are there will always be some idiot chicks interested in you no matter what.

How many male celebrities with ugly/fat wives have you seen? I have seen only one - Pierce Brosnan.

How many female celebrities with ugly/fat husbands have you seen?
The list can go on and on - Cate Blanchett, Catherine Zeta-Jones, that stick insect who married Harrison Ford...
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 11:14 AM

1. C'mon, Harrison Ford is hot!

2. I'm of average height, build, attractiveness (from what I can tell). I've got nobody looking for me! At least the fat people get fetishists 'admiring' them.

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PEOPLE FROM EITHER GENDER CAN BE SHALLOW (OR NOT).*

*This has been a public service announcement from the anti-gender stereotyping committee.

This post has been edited by Slade: 01 April 2005 - 11:15 AM

This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 12:10 PM

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Meet hundreds of thousands of fat singles, admirers. Register free.

Obese Woman
Free to Join. 1000's of pictures & video's of Big & Beautiful Singles


Just two of the five or so wonderful opportunities I found on this page. Happiness is just a click away. 

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That's from the Picture thread in the seggustion box (which I started). Apparently he saw that in a google add too.

What a coincidence.

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 01:41 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 1 2005, 11:14 AM)
1. C'mon, Harrison Ford is hot!

2. I'm of average height, build, attractiveness (from what I can tell). I've got nobody looking for me! At least the fat people get fetishists 'admiring' them.


Ad 1. No, he is not. Not any more. Used to be twenty years ago. Every time I see his contemporaty picture, I just wince and beg him invardly to retire.

Ad. 2 Gee, Slade, I've seen some pictures of you and you look like a guy that I would have loved to go out with in high school, if it would make you feel any better. So I think gaining weight just to gain attention of some idiot fetishists is not a good idea in your case smile.gif
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 03:50 PM

It is completely unfair to call them "idiots" just because of a fetish that they have, or something they like that you don't. Just because they look at certain people differently, that doesn't make them stupid.
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 03:50 PM

"So I think gaining weight just to gain attention of some idiot fetishists is not a good idea in your case"

Nor in anyone's case. Yeech... sick.gif
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Apr 1 2005, 05:07 AM)
How many female celebrities with ugly/fat husbands have you seen?
The list can go on and on - Cate Blanchett, Catherine Zeta-Jones, that stick insect who married Harrison Ford...


Harrison Ford and Michael Douglas are famous!!! (and i don't think ugly)....

and rich...

famous people don't count... i have some over weight friends (not many addmitedly... i'm a bit like that rich guy from 'the picture of dorian grey' - "I choose my enemies for their intellect, and my friends for their looks") and all the female ones are totally chased... the male ones on the other hand lead depressingly lonley lives... me... i get by, but not as well as i'd like to... thumbsup.gif
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Posted 02 April 2005 - 12:12 AM

Sorry for calling fetishists idiods... bad choice of vocabulary..

And - where have you all been, lonely and intelligent guys when I was in my early twenties and nobody wanted to go out with me?????
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