[Kirby]

A friend of mine just recently got his girlfriend (stalker victom) stolen by another friend of his. Now I'm not here to talk about the girlfriend thief's jackassery, but more about the stalker's level of jackassery.

See he asked me to get the the girlfriend theif's e-mail address on every spam list I could find just for shits and giggles. He promised to get me out of his damn love triangle if I did this favor for him.

This duchebag can't do it himself because he is an interweb virgin who hasn't gone deeper in the rabbit hole than the school web site and his friends AIM. Also he would get caught because he is gay like that.

So, I have no idea where to start, anyone got any ideas on how I can get a little e-mail address into the deepest darkest nastiest circles of the web.

[Laughlyn]

Although I stand above all this childish behavoir:

Fucked Company

has always been an old favorate of mine. Post his address there and let them do the work for you.

[Heccubus]

Hmmm...let's see, well for starters you can tell your friend to grow the hell up and stop acting like a bloody idiot. Christ, you're what, 15 years old? At that age do you REALLY think that some little classroom romance is going to last? In all honesty, you'd be better off to just tell the tosser to get a life and grow up a bit.

[barend]

why doesn't he just do what all american kids do and take a gun from his fathers unlocked gun cabinet and shoot the pair of them...




(don't actually tell him to do that, i was joking)

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but seriously, he should at least confront the pair...

to the guy: "you were suppose to be my friend, but you're a traitor, and one day you'll get married and i'm going to fuck your wife! it'll hurt alot more..."

to the girl: "you're a whore..." nice and simple... "it's girls like you that make guys like barend say such horrible things about them!!!"

[Chyld]

Well, there's 1001 porn e-mail newletters for the signing up, but seriously, I'm going with the Hecc man here. Love's not a good grounds for pissing anyone off. Who said "girls come and go, but friends are like saints"?

[Kirby]

Mikah promised me that if I do this he will leave me alone about the damn thing. And no he doesn't have the balls to flip em off and say "Right here buddy".

But, to be fair the average marrage age in Utah is somewhare around 17 if your mormon, at that time you must start making little missionaries untill about the age of 30, then the church gets all Logan's Run on your ass (thank god I'm agnostic ). So for all my friends its a good idea to get to know their repopulation tool early.

PS: I kid about the marmons, we all do.

[Slade]

Then give him the courage to grow a pair (or have them descend). Sheesh, 17? I don't know about them, but the culture I was in at 17 was so shallow that I was an outcast be default. I doubt any of the wankers in my school even knew what love really was, besides a good fuck, of course. Hell, I don't even know what love is, I just felt it brush up against me momentarily, and it was gone before I could turn my head.

[barend]

if he really feals he's been screwed over, he should go and say something... if he won't then he should take it like a bitch!!!

[Kirby]

Slade: The 17 thing is a joke... at least I wish it was.