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ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)

#661 barend

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 06:31 PM

*a mysterious barend keeps drinking*

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#662 Zatoichi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 08:55 PM

*the mysterious figure mentioned earlier comes out of no where and reveals himself to be the second-in-command of these rival pirates. In the process of doing so, he knocks of barend's drink*

*'a shadow' prepares to wreck her vengence upon Otal for slipping on her person*

*several of the generic pirates engage floppydisk whilst one attempts to kidnap his 'pecker'. The singled out generic looks suprisingly similiar to fd. Hell it could even be his 'ganger'*
cue dramatisists
Dun Dun Dunnnnn!

*the rest of you are currently engaged with your own opponents, and more keep pouring into the bar. It looks as though some of them are wearing various blue items on their persons*

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#663 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 08:57 PM

I steal one of the blue items. I like blue.

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#664 barend

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 09:51 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Sep 20 2005, 08:55 PM)

*the mysterious figure mentioned earlier comes out of no where and reveals himself to be the second-in-command of these rival pirates. In the process of doing so, he knocks of barend's drink*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*looks at drink in horror, smashes cup (even though it's metal) and sticks it hard in mysterious stranger's face*

*oreders another drink*

#665 Coco

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 09:52 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Sep 20 2005, 10:55 PM)

*the rest of you are currently engaged with your own opponents, and more keep pouring into the bar. It looks as though some of them are wearing various blue items on their persons*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Not me. As usual in me, I'm in the corner, watching the fight and eating popcorn.

And ocasionally throwing some of it to some passed-out pirate.

#666 Zatoichi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 10:09 PM

Otal, your getting beaten by 'a shadow' there is no time for that now. Besides, it is all items of clothing, unless you are trying to see them naked. My advice, worry about the chick whopping your ass.

Coco, several of the generic pirates notice your popcorn and decide that it would be worthy booty. They begin to advance upon you.

barend, the bartender is currently out of commission. There is no one to get you a drink.

Slade, a spell is cast by someone, making you clearly visible to all.

Every one else is still currently locked in combat until further notice

#667 Coco

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 10:42 PM

WHY? Why do they always want the popcorn?!?!?

* takes out the BFG *

YARR!!!!

...
No wait, that probably will not be allowed by the DM... mmmh...

* takes out the pistols *

YARR!!!!

#668 barend

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 11:02 PM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Sep 20 2005, 10:09 PM)

barend, the bartender is currently out of commission. There is no one to get you a drink.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

WHAT?!?

*cut's up myserious stranger some more*

#669 WalkingCarpet

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 03:40 AM

*walks into bar, notices lack of bartender, steals bottle of JD*

#670 floppydisk

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 07:56 AM

QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Sep 20 2005, 09:55 PM)

*several of the generic pirates engage floppydisk whilst one attempts to kidnap his 'pecker'. The singled out generic looks suprisingly similiar to fd. Hell it could even be his 'ganger'*
cue dramatisists
Dun Dun Dunnnnn!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Arr...

*cuts off legs of one pirate, pushes over another pirate that grabbed the wrong pecker, realizes it's his dopple-ganger, and sits down for a good drink with him*

He's the only one who understands me!

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#671 WalkingCarpet

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 08:04 AM

Return of the floppy-ganger (cue dramatic music and lightning strike).

*Ignores lightning and dramatic music and continues supping JD*

#672 Slade

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:44 AM

I don't mean to nitpick, but I don't think we have spells in this universe... Vampiric Walt Disneys, Atlantians, sentient washing machines, but I don't recall any spells...

But if I must...

*Due to Slade's ninja feat, he automatically becomes ready versus approach, withdrawl, and spells when he enters the shadows, and takes his attack of opportunity to slip behind the mage. Suddenly the silver sliver of a long dagger is in his hand and at his opponent's throat as the shadows dissipate in the wake of the spell.

"Who are you, and what do you want?" he asks his captive through gritted teeth, cocking his head slightly to avoid a stray cutlass swing from a drunken pirate.*

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#673 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:47 AM

Perhaps there should be an anger forum dedicated solely to our angry, non-other forum related topics.

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#674 floppydisk

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:58 AM

Can you get Shamu to help us out in our Naval battles?

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#675 Madam Corvax

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 10:31 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 21 2005, 09:44 AM)

I don't mean to nitpick, but I don't think we have spells in this universe... Vampiric Walt Disneys, Atlantians, sentient washing machines, but I don't recall any spells...

I do cast spells. Or cream cakes, if I run low on mana. Anyway, if I were you, I would not threaten the mage too much - maybe he has some valuable information concerning hidden treasures. I sugegst buying him a drink so he might spill the beans while drunk.

*ducks to avoid another swinging cutlass*

Gee, would you please stop smashing all the bottles!