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ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)

#646 User is offline   Madam Corvax Icon

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:38 PM

Don't you count on it. We are all pirates and we start brawls whilst drunk. And as you might have noticed, I am always drunk. When we have action - I send others to fight and drink. At leisure - I also drink. So your only hope is to make this grog strong enough.

Anyway, I am bored and I would not mind trying out those news spells. We've invaded Disneyland, Atlantis, and what not. Think of something, men, who'll be next for some looting, pillage and rape? I suggest McDonalds HQ
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:40 PM

Yarr! That be good! Take their Big Macs! And souse them with grog!

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:46 PM

still in DM mode:

NO! I will not have you ruin my plot. You can all get kiddie meals in NYC. If you care to go to The Back Alley in New York, you may even endup raiding chelfelf's apartment. I may be a control freak, but it is for your own good. No body is going anywhere till tommorow, or at least tonight (Eastern-Standard Time). Let's say in five hours time. I may just change my mind if nobody else shows up though.

edit: wait a second, my map says that the McDonald's HQ is in NYC. Don't remember putting that on the map ... oh well whatever.

edit again: maybe putting things in bold will make it easier

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Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:53 PM

I want to bash Ronald McDonald's heads! Let's start a riot on the DM, what shall you other pirates say? YARR!!!

(sorry, I don't know how to speak Pirate...)

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Sep 20 2005, 04:38 PM)
Anyway, I am bored and I would not mind trying out those news spells. We've invaded Disneyland, Atlantis, and what not. Think of something, men, who'll be next for some looting, pillage and rape?

You plan on raping someone? blink.gif

Anyway, Yarr and all that. Since I've almost gotten in a fight yesterday and today at school, this sounds like the best time to start a bar fight.

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 04:06 PM

*the bartender levels his double barrel shotgun at floppy's nose, and then shoots some random generic bystander to make an example out of him*

*A group of generic rival pirates joins in and one of them snatches the note. Most are unarmed, and their leader doesn't appear to be here*

*chaos ensues*
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 04:24 PM

Oh hey guys, Zat filled me in on what happened. Sorry about not being here, I thought this thread died long ago, and I really stoped surfing the Debate forum after it started getting heated and debatey and again.

I'm sure Zatoichi will make an exelent DM for you guys, *rambles on about the importance of passing the torch and somesuch*.

Have fun mates, and show those vampire-ninja-fastfood-employies who's boss.
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 04:52 PM

Only problem - call of the Damned used to be the Huey's Chariot... Crimson Steel is Slade's ship, not my old one.

Unarmed rival pirates? I think I smell a bar fight... good old barfighty goodness.
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 05:11 PM

yep still in DM mode:

Aww craper ... well a point where the 40+ pages got to me, here is the fixed ship list. Bonus points for pointing that out.

The Scury Dogg - floppydisk - in good condition
The Call Of The Damned - Mnesymone - a bit in need of repair from Atlantis adventure
The Bitey 69er - barend - brand new
The Crimson Steel - Slade - not sure
Janey's ship (Can't remember name) - Jane Sherwood - currently out of commision.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 05:47 PM

The Crimson Steel is (or was?) indeed my royal sloop. Carries 187 men, a good 30 cannons or so, if I recall... So, err... Am I not still stuck on Atlantis? Janey and I kinda got left in the dust for a while.
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 05:55 PM

Nope, the issues been resolved, check page 43. In the mean time, you are currently participating in a bar fight.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 05:56 PM

*Downs a screwdriver mixed into Chai Tea and then slips into the shadows*
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 06:11 PM

*Slips on a shadow*
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 06:28 PM

*eating, driking, trying hard to not brawl*
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 06:29 PM

*a mysterious figure follows Slade into the shadows*
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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