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ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)

#601 Coco

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 11:12 PM

* lies bleeding on the floor

#602 barend

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:26 AM

YAr....

to explain me lung absence...

i've been building me a new ship...
covered in great spikes and with 69 cannons...

it can carry wonder of plunder and rum!!!

I be off to take over the world one continent at a time!!!

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 05:50 AM

By lung absence I thought you were referring to Coco's state of being slashed up.

A new ship - yarr! mine's somewhere in atlantis harbour before I forget it. What be name of this 69-gun spike frigate?

*Applies huge bandage to Coco, while pocketing forks and firing culverin in Atlantean's face. Simultaneously!*

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 10:42 AM

Maybe ye could come and bail us out of here!

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#605 barend

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:25 PM

yar, me ship be called the 'Bitey 69er'

and I'll be blowin' up yar enemies right away!!!

#606 Mnesymone

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 12:59 AM

I should have known there'd be something festy about a Barendesque ship with 69 guns. Crudest bloody joke in existence.

Now expect a flood of jokes involving vaguely nautical yet slightly perverse thingies. And I can bail myself out of here.
*Bails self out of here*
What bloody good are those spikes in a ship-to-ship battle anyway?

#607 barend

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 01:02 AM

sorry what be that?

i was busy circumnavigating with precision.

circum-cision for short.

hah. short...

#608 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 06:22 AM

I Laugh obligatorily at Barend's joke, but don't really find it funny.

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

#609 Coco

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 09:11 AM

So... are you going to shoot those atlanteans?

* Stands around, waiting.

#610 barend

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Aug 24 2005, 06:22 AM)

I Laugh obligatorily at Barend's joke, but don't really find it funny.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

ye better LOL or ye shall walk the plank!!!

*SHOOTS THE LIVING BAJESUS OUT OF THE ATLANTIANS WITH SPIKEY CANNONBALLS!!!*

Ye are all rescued... quick! to my ship!!!

and bring gold!

#611 Coco

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:53 PM

Well... we do have this shinny set of forks!

#612 barend

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:57 PM

mmm... yeeee.... uhhh....

alright, you're inn...

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 09:07 PM

There's still some popcorn left....

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#614 Coco

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 09:07 PM

yipeeeeeee I mean, YARR!!!

*hops aboard the Bitey 69er*

EDIT: Mmmmh... popcorn...

This post has been edited by Coco: 24 August 2005 - 09:07 PM

#615 Mnesymone

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 06:25 AM

Hops aboard Call of the Damned - I'll follow the bitey sixty-niner, but I still got my own ship. And don't even bother with a battle royale, your frigate would tear my sloop to pieces and it would be very boring - so, I sail under ye Commodore Barend of the Bitey Sixty-Niner