[J m HofMarN]

Based upon the quality of m'lady's grog, I think I echo Walt Whitman's sentiments when I say:

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, your hooch is bitchin.

[Jane Sherwood]

Um...that last bit doesn't sound quite right...

[J m HofMarN]

It's a little known fact that Whitman and Lincoln were drinking buddies. It could be. I guess. Anyhow lets ignore my horrendous misquote and get around to nominating you as captain!

[Slade]

I second that motion too/again! Too much grog...

[Mnesymone]

You had ninjas, you had pirates, therefore there were pirate-ninjas.
But there are no vampires - so how is there a vampire-pirate.
Incidentally - are there any boats left - as slade blew his to pieces, barend sunk his the smelly sydneysider, and Sherwood did an alien blood job on hers with the grog.

I fear you will all drown - save The Vampire Pirate who looks like Che Guevara...

You need a ship of her brittanic majesty to appear, so you can board it and have a working boat.
Either that - or wasn't someone smoking in the powder magazine? This might be over real quick.

[Dr Lecter]

<--- This one of Che Guevara allies, John Lennon. I call first mate , or else you'll all get shot, whether its your fault or not.

Like the internal angles of two 2D triangles, this is 360, or 2 pi radians if if you've learnt radians.

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 10 April 2005 - 03:29 AM

[J m HofMarN]

Vampire ninja actually. And Lecter, I think you've had too much grog. As for the problem of sinking I don't need to breathe to live so I'll be fine. Normally I'd be able to come up with a solution but being as I'm a ninja I have all my skill points in "knowledge: sink pirate ships" and none of them in "stop pirate ships from sinking"

However, since most pirates are very oily people, couldn't we boil; down the dead pirates to create a pitch like substance which we could shove into the cracks on the boat? And in case of big holes just shove a dead ninja pirate in. Besides, this ship is unsinkable.

[Mnesymone]

That's what they said about the Titanic. And about the Bismarck and the Tirpitz and the Monitor and the Mary-Rose and about the Nautilus for all it was fictional...

In fact, the only ships to not sink were ships that were never claimed to be unsinkable.

Thusly, Hofmarn - you have jinxed the pirates.

[Laughlyn]

Arrrr! Then this vessel and all it's crew be cursed! With an equal share for all, except for Jane, since she be appearing to have multiple personality disorder in order to get a larger share of the loot.

(Let's face facts here; we wouldn't be a bunch of motley pirates without a good curse involved).

[floppydisk]

It seems that even Yahtzee is getting in on the pirate-ninja fun.

How many more votes do we need before we can decide who's captain?

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 10 April 2005 - 11:19 AM

[Slade]

Who sunk Jane's boat? I think we were on that one... My ninja pirates are combustable, due to the wierd metamagic involved in magically cross-breeding the two, so I wouldn't light them on fire. And boiling dead pirates smells atrocious. However, if we're standing on the wrong boat, we had best do something before we sink by default...

[Jane Sherwood]

If anyone touches my ship the wrong way, I'll rip out your liver and feed it to you! :angry:

And fear not, Laughlyn, it's an equal share per body not mind. And it would seem we have a new adventure already! Break our curse - whatever the hell it may be - in get lots of treasure in the process! On deck men! Hoist the sails and set a course to the nearest legendary island!

Floppy: I think that's enough.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 10 April 2005 - 04:18 PM

[barend]

arr... i be back! i plugged the hole with one of 'em ninja heads. sorry it took so long... you may notice the ship be alot lower, but gar.. it makes her look like a faster ship, and a fast ship she be, she made the kssle in 12 knots!!!

rum, rum, rum, and a bottle of ho!!!
har har har de har!



me pirate videos be alittle wet so i'll be haning the unraveled tape from the masts.... it makes the ship look like it has dred locks!!!

*picks up a torch and sprays flamimg run from his mouth on remaining ninja population upon his ship... (which by the way is called 'the black noir shadow' -it's a dark ship)*

[floppydisk]

So, Captain Jane, who be first mate on this vessel?

[Laughlyn]

Arrr! This Scurvy dog be anglin' fer promotion. Not that I be objectin' or nothing.