[Emu]

*avoids being seen by the angry mob of disgruntled minimum wage workers by doing a mannequin impersonation*

[Wayne]

Yarr! New recruit! !

[Icey]

*Icey blinks and for some unknown plothole, appears in the middle of the store next to the guy with the chain. This would all have been fine and dandy had Icey been fully clothed instead of just wearing jeans.*

[Slade]

*Slade uses his +1 Sword of Do Something to dilate time and catch up with the crew. Everything appears to go at blinding speeds as he hacks pirates up half-heartedly, removes half of their hearts, and other gory things like that. He hops on his ship, downs some tea, and rests as his ship sails away.

Some time later he is rudely awakened by much yelling, as it is discovered that his anchor has been left behind, and the ship has run aground in the New York Harbor. He fires the incompetent sailors (giving them a Three Stooges Eye-Poke so as to show his heart is hard to the other men), and finds a contract for his remaining men to work at Macy's until his ship repairs are done.

However, pirates and minimum wage don't mix, and it's not long before his crew lead the entire staff to mutiny. Slade rallys his now quite large following and leads them in a strike to demand better wages, better treatment, and a longer break with legal wenching and boozing.

As Slade and company travel around brandishing pickets and cutlasses, Slade notices a young lad trying desperately to look the part of a pirate (Wayne), and asks him if he'd like to help join the cause of fighting wage slavery and the prohibition on wenching.*



Edit: Belated (sp?) *shakes fist* Typos!!!

This post has been edited by Slade: 30 September 2005 - 12:54 AM

[Coco]

* Coco comes out of the Toys R Us with a water gun, and goes back to Macy's with the intention of shooting at the eyes of the mafia guys, but then he sees the rioters and is confused with who should he shoot at *

[Wayne]

Aye! Anti Wench prohibition rallies and nitpickery be the only life fer Wayne!

Edit: and slade... that prohibtion needs an AYE! *horrible pun*

This post has been edited by Wayne: 29 September 2005 - 07:35 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

Otal wonders which side the workers are on, decides it doesn't matter and attacks anyone who is in the way of getting him some pants.

[Icey]

*Icey grabs the chain of the Mafia guy and yanks him into mannequins, smashing them in a rain of blouses and skirts. The Mafia guys spring into action, beating on Icey with baseball bats, pool cues and guns for some unknown reason. Icey goes under, and then the sharp end of a gun cuts his skin.

Trousers went off him.
Icey became Berzerked
Virginities lost

As Icey regained consciousness, he found himself lying naked in a pile of clothes amongst mobsters who alsl lacked clothing that had apparently been shredded of their blood spattered bodies. Icey checked himself, he was fine except that his shoulder seemed to have a tiny cut.He shrugged and got dressed in a black silk shirt, and black jeans.*

[Otal Nimrodi]

Otal wonders how Emu felt about mobsters being thrown into her.

[barend]

*beats up random ninjas*

[Otal Nimrodi]

Otal looks around. He sees a pair of jeans he likes guarded by a pair of mafia types. He runs up a pair of stairs, steps on a worker's head, and uses it to dramatically jump up over the other mafia-type's heads. He proceeds to grab a baseball bat from one, and attacks his (the mafia-type's) knees.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 29 September 2005 - 08:53 PM

[barend]

*beats up random authority types*

[Wayne]

*makes flapjacks... with fishhooks in them! HAHAHA! The ultimate trap!*

[Coco]

He proceeds to grab a baseball bat from one, and attacks his (the mafia-type's) knees.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wow, I thought of doing that... grabbing a baseball bat from Toys R Us, and beat their knees into pulps. But oh well...

* Coco shoots water at random enemies. He also shoots at passerby lady customers *

Wet T-shirt contest!

[Zatoichi]

*Coco gets attacked by purse wielding lady customers whose front sides happen to be wet and somewhat seeable through.*

<OOC> Not entirely sure what just happened, but it sounds fun (That and there is nearly an entire new page since my last post </OOC>

*Slade, since you seem to be the leader of this mob, the owners of the various establishments want to try to "negotiate" a deal.(Am I making my intentions too obvious? )*

*Otal, you have succeeded in getting the blue jeans. Now would you kindly please PUT THEM ON!*

*Emu, I must say that was an excellent mannequin impersonation. Bravo m'dear*

*Icey, nice duds*

*Wayne, they could only work really well for breakfast. And don't even think of doing that to my pancakes.*

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 29 September 2005 - 10:54 PM