[Dorothy]

<OOC>Zatoichi, you forgot my pieces of eight!! </OOC>

*Dorothy pockets the ill-gotten gains of her first plunder (and a sneaky one, at that), and heads towards a night club, known to be frequented by others who could be cheered by a singing pirate-o-gram. People who may give her a WHOLE eight.* Mwah hah hah haaaaah...

Edit: Better, Mr Z?

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 22 September 2005 - 03:41 PM

[Zatoichi]

<OOC>No I didn't, I figured that you would know. Keep it PG please. Why not go to the same night club as everyone else? And no, I am not lurking.</OOC>

edit, fine PG-13 (movie appropriateness ratings). Jump aboard a ship.

unless you can walk on water .... No , you can't.

(This is really going to confuse people)

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 22 September 2005 - 03:33 PM

[Dorothy]

<OOC>Oh, okay...</OOC>

*Realizing that it may be to dang far to walk, Dorothy jumps aboard a ship. I mean sneaks... yeah. Dorothy sneaks aboard a ship.*

Edit: I happen to ENJOY confusing people.

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 22 September 2005 - 03:46 PM

[Kirby]

PG? Keep it clean? I thought this was the interweb, where you could delve into the worst of human dubatchury just by googling in those three magic letters.

~Kirby who is so not lurking... I promise

[floppydisk]

*grumble, grumble*

Everyone forgot about me during the fire... I'm not a ninja! I can't escape through an high window or sunroof! It was up to one of you to rescue me since I was off playing video games with Slade!

Consequently, I am burned to death in the fire...

Anyone know a ressurection spell? (nudge, nudge MC. You are part of my crew...)

<OOC>Check the middle of pg 46.  Since I like your illustration of events so much, I'll come up with something to explain later.  You were facing off against 'a shadow', a female ninja of very similiar ability.</OOC>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Do I sense a love intrest...?

*floppy has given up his search, but is apparently broken up about the apparent loss*

*the mage, floppy-ganger, and 'a shadow' have escaped.  A small ship can be seen leaving port and heading to New York*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, I would be broken up about it if I were alive.

Do they all happen to belong to the same group?

[Zatoichi]

The mage assists floppy-ganger in escaping after floppydisk returned to massacring generic pirates.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<OOC>See, you escaped. That sooo proves it. Don't question my methods! The answer to your final two questions are both maybes.<OOC/>

edit: checking notes: To self yet out loud: idea #3 she could be his sister. What movie does that suddenly remind me of?
In the interest of not giving away pieces of the plot
Just disregard that 'kay.
To self yet out loud: So making this stuff up as I go. Now what does that remind me of?

another edit: You're not supposed to understand all that. For very good reasons mind you.

just thought of another thing edit: dude only I get to make unworthwhile posts that could have very easily been PMs here. Instead, I edit. Just start reading a little ways back is all.

reminder edit: I'm not lurking, honest.

self appraisal edit: I am a genius.

just for your information edit: These really are all different edits , accept for this one

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 22 September 2005 - 05:29 PM

[Coco]

edit: checking notes: To self yet out loud: idea #3 she could be his sister.  What movie does that suddenly remind me of?
In the interest of not giving away pieces of the plot
Just disregard that 'kay.
To self yet out loud: So making this stuff up as I go. Now what does that remind me of?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OK, now I'm completely confused. I didn't understand one thing of all that.

[Icey]

*Icey walks around, having no clue where he is, when he comes upon two familiar but scorched shapes. He sits down next to them and a shimmering portal that he feels would be stupid to enter.

"Hi, you two," he says to Madam Corvax and the very unconscious Slade. "Do you have any idea where we are? I was at this tavern and I remember seeing someone with a wooden leg or something in his eye and then just like. Pow! Black out, and then I was somewhere with blood, alcohol and... brains, on my shirt. Do I ramble? I sometimes get that."*

[barend]

*wakes up from a drunken stupor*  Oo, fire!  Erm, I should probably not be in it.....  *Leaps up onto a shelf in the bar, knocking over a dozen or so glass bottles, and jumps for a lighting fixture just as the shelves collapse.  Swinging from the chandelier, because that's always fun, I shout* Madam Corvax!  Wake up or you'll be on fire! *before swinging through a window, knocking over several generic enemy ninja pirates in the process, and joining the rest.*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*sees cute girl crashing through a window and knocking out ninjas*

ye gads woman!!!

be ye in need of a vessle to join?
may i recomend this big scary spikey one....?

*quickly removes 'no girls' sticker*

hmm?

This post has been edited by barend: 22 September 2005 - 07:09 PM

[Zatoichi]

<OOC> Oh just get on yer damn boats already! Like I said before, you're all heading that way anyways. barend, Emu is the head gunner of the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel</OOC>

[floppydisk]

*ghost-pirate floppydisk heads for his boat*

Death stops no pirate!

[barend]

<OOC> Oh just get on yer damn boats already!  Like I said before, you're all heading that way anyways.  barend, Emu is the head gunner of the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel</OOC>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i stand by my offer...

[Mnesymone]

I bet you do - bah! this thread is moving at such a fast rate that we have to keep up!

Luckily Zat already fled me (and I knew the 'Blue' reference, I was just in character), so I've been able to rig 'Damned' for sea... I should never have gone into that pub without Nevermore. Just for tokenism, I run out the guns and broadside a cinema showing a Matt LeBlanc movie.

[Coco]

Who will be kind enough to take me in his/her ship?

[Slade]

<OOC: Barend, she's my gunner!

On censorship: This entire forum is pretty much anything goes. I don't care about violence and profanity, especially since this is a pirate thread. Though I'd prefer if you kept the graphic details of the raping part of raping and pillaging to yourselves. I'll poke people in the eyes if I start seeing bad (or good) erotic fiction showing up. But Zatoichi is in charge of the game, so I guess if you break his rules, he'll yell at you... *shrug*</OOC>

*Fails his con check and remains unconscious.*