[Jane Sherwood]

THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

[J m HofMarN]

Bwahahah HAIYA! -My katana drives through the water, slicing it in twain and cutting a path for me as I fly out of the salt water and land on deck. My black ninja kai drips dark mirky droplets onto the grimey planks of the ship. I cast my gaze about as I prepare to do battle-

Haha you fools, it is a misconception that eating garlic will protect you, only wearing it does that. More over that would only work if I had taken a character flaw, which I havn't. Nor am I allergic to crosses or running water. AND I can walk in the daylight because I'm too stealthy for it to touch me. The one drawback is that I must seek treasure (obsession, two point character flaw, extra points sunk into a merit that allows me not to go into blood frenzy when I see a pirate)

[barend]

Haha you fools, it is a misconception that eating garlic will protect you, only wearing it does that. More over that would only work if I had taken a character flaw, which I havn't. Nor am I allergic to crosses or running water. AND I can walk in the daylight because I'm too stealthy for it to touch me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

that's cool... becuase i be actually a KUNG-FU PIRATE!!!

and kung-fu be superior to ninjitsu (trust me, i've checked), so ye can keep yar amunities...

also, don't flatter yourself, i wear this garlic necklace as a fashion statement, not out of fear of ye!!!

and your blood buff, celerity, and auspex are no match for my drunken master, crouching rumbottle hidden flamethrower mouth...

(and of course all that using curtains and drapes as weapons ala 1970/80s golden harvest hong kong films...)

[Jane Sherwood]

Oh, would somebody just stake him already? Or do I have to turn into Janey the Vampire Slayer-Pirate?

[J m HofMarN]

Auspex and celerity? What the hell do I look like a Ventrue? Bah! If ya can't figure out what clan I am by the AV than you're getting a masthead through your torso courtesy of potence/might. Noone knows what we are talking about!!!

Anyhow, since I hate picking stakes out of my chest, I'll propose to join your crew and search for the golden dishwasher.

[barend]

Auspex and celerity? What the hell do I look like a Ventrue?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

that would be Toreador, you Malkavian fruitcake!!!

and kung-fu pirates have no interest in golden dishwashers...

we're after the Jade dust-buster.

[Slade]

What? *Turns rather pale* Oh, thank you. *vomits off the side of the deck for a minute* You fired at my mast after I demanded washing machines, Jane. And JM, you're err... a vampire-ninja? I think the Dee-Em will be angry for the hardcore feat twinking you've done there. I will gladly accept anyone's help to search for the dishwasher that turns clothes blue. And since we've both stabbed one another, I'd say we're even, Jane. You know, I could use some more blood... *Droops against the railing of the ship.* Who's fighting who? Either this has gotten obscenely confusing or the bloodloss is worse than I thought. Does anyone have a cure critical wounds spell handy? My remaining kidney isn't doing very well under the extra pressure... Good thing I have the Toughness and Diehard feats...

[J m HofMarN]

Malkavian! Hey now just because I have friends among those who see things others don't dosnt mean I'm mad. Sides, Malkies don't get potence.

I don't know who's fighting who at all, but I know an NPC when I sees one and I know they gives me xp, so look out!

-Draws forth my katana and partakes of slaughter-

Yes, I dare say I could heal you Slade, but I aint gunna, cuz ninja vampire codes forbids us from acts of wanton kidney-licking.

[Laughlyn]

Feats? Perks? Rrrr! Tis all far to confusing for me. We blew up Slades ship, or was it Capt'n Janes\Barends ship? One of them was takin' on water at the time......

Aside from this head wound that make me think I'm Napoleon, I be fine. Thank the lady of the sea for the miraculous healing properties of Grog. Arrrr!

(Though with only one Kidney, Slade might have to limit himself).

[Jane Sherwood]

Oh for god's sake...

(*stabs Slade - gently, because he's such a baby about his precious kidney - in his right arm*)

NOW we're even. Don't question my logic; it's a screwed up system but it bloody well works! Now someone patch the smegger up.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 08 April 2005 - 08:32 AM

[Slade]

Ouch, hey!

*Is trapped in inaction due to not wanting to provoke more stabbings but desiring revenge, and general bloodloss.*

Oh bloody flaming dragon's fire in the ten Hells of the Yatsuo Clan! *Sighs, slumps onto the deck and uses his sash as a makeshift bandage.*

[floppydisk]

Order of events:

1) Declaring of stances:
Pirates - barend, Kirby (MIA), floppydisk, Jane, Laughlyn
Ninjas - JM (All alone...)
Pirate-Ninjas - Slade
Elves - Madam Corvax
Robot Monkeys - Chyld

2)Fight Begins:
- rum is broken out
- barend drills a hole in his own boat, apparently...
- Slade threatens the pirate crew
- JM poisons the pirate's rum and offs himself
- Slade's main mast is destroyed
- JM surpasses Jane in post count
- Slade demands the Pirate crew's washing machines
- floppydisk bravely boards Slade's boat
- Hannibal tries to ruin everyone's fun....again
- Madam Corvax briefly shows up
- first Generic Pirate-Ninja is killed, and first loot is plundered, in the same post, by floppydisk
- Slade tells the story of his parents, and blows up his own boat
- Jane sticks Slade with a knife in the kidney
- floppydisk kills some other ninja that he thought was JM. floppydisk's pecker was fatally wounded in the battle.
- floppydisk hallucinates and thinks he sees aliens
- Jane gets stuck with her own knife
- JMs ninja suicide bomb is disarmed by Laughlyn
- Slade attempts suicede by hotdog
- floppydisk seggusts a peace treaty
- JM comes back as a vampire ninja
- We all suddenly have D&D stats
- Peace Treaty is accepted by all sides
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I'm glad we reached an agreement. I be havin a healing spell.

*Slade gains 320 health*

ARRGH! Why are we all suddenly D&D characters? And is the ship takin' on water barend? If it is, it be your fault!

*Is trapped in inaction due to not wanting to provoke more stabbings but desiring revenge, and general bloodloss.*

Then I seggust we pillage some towns, look for some washing machines, and get some booty.... both kinds!

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 08 April 2005 - 04:31 PM

[Laughlyn]

Arrrr! Well who be the Cap'ian 'ere then? It be their decision where the ship goes. Personally, I be happy with some plundering.

Unless of course some scurvy dog from her majesty's navy comes along and blows us out the water...

Either way, I be sneaking blow decks for a sly cigarette in the powder room, Arrrr!.

[Kirby]

Sorry mateys, I was taking a nap, you know you should wake me up for these types of things.

[floppydisk]

Arr. Nappin on the job eh? That be deservin of a flogging.