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Terminate the "Unfit"... >not what you're thinking Mr.Predictable

#1 Hannibal

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 04:31 PM

Holy cow...I guess steroids aren't so good for you after all...what should we do with Arnold now?

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#2 floppydisk

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 05:10 PM

Yeah... That second picture is photoshopped.

In the first pic, does he have any pants?

Arrgh...

I spy pubic hair on the horizon!

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#3 Heccubus

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 06:47 PM

That's not pubic hair, it's fuzzy wrist thing hair. It's from one of the Conan movies that he starred in.

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 07:31 PM

Great, it's a scene out of STAR/NATIONAL ENQUIRER/TABLOID magazine.

Next up, Demi Moore caught picking her nose in public, Brittney Spears looks bad in new Gucci boots, man swallowed a small dog.

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 07:58 PM

Yuck.

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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#6 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 09:49 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Mar 29 2005, 07:31 PM)

...man swallowed a small dog.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Actually, that sounds kind of funny...

In response to the pictures:

(*throws her arms up to shield her eyes*)

Aaahhhh! Hairy old man nipples!

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 29 March 2005 - 09:51 PM

Check out my crappy drawings!

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#7 Hannibal

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 09:50 PM

NOT PHOTOSHOP: OFFICAL STORY:
http://www.thisislon...ce=Daily%20Mail

This post has been edited by Hannibal: 29 March 2005 - 09:51 PM

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#8 J m HofMarN

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 10:08 PM

Extra Extra read all about it! Senior citizen dosn't look as good as he did when he was forty! Extra Extra!

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 10:28 PM

Next thing you know, Hannibal will be telling us that a side effect of getting older is ageing...

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#10 barend

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 11:43 PM

woah... i thought arnie would always look like pic#1

what a great conspiracy that has been uncovered!!!

what should we do with arnold? huh?

ooh, gee... that's tuff! how about plungeing him head first in the fountain of youth so that no one will be reminded that people get old, or god forbid, fall out of shape once in a while...

maybe some sort of loguns run society where people over thirty are killed...

yawn...

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#11 J m HofMarN

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 12:02 AM

No I have a better idea, let's make fun of him because he's Austrian and therefore is clearly a nazi!

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 12:12 AM

I find him more disturbing in the first picture. Thats just creepy.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:28 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Mar 30 2005, 12:31 AM)

Brittney Spears looks bad in new Gucci boots...

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Or in just about anything. Ugly skank.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 08:36 PM

Good point!

I read the funniest thing in one of my moms old Peoples Magzines a long time ago.

It showed a picture of Puff daddy walking down a board walk, in some tropical place, with his man servant holding an embrella over his head.

The caption at the bottom of the picture said " PUFF LAZY!"

That's just quality journalism!

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