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Hilary Pays For Forbidden Fruit Wednesday, March 30, 2005

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 04:11 PM

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Hilary Pays For Forbidden Fruit
by Josh Grossberg
Mar 30, 2005, 10:00 AM PT


Call it Hilary Swank and the case of the forbidden fruit.

A New Zealand court on Wednesday slapped the two-time Oscar winner with a $142 fine after she failed to declare she was carrying an apple and an orange during a January visit to the country.

According to published reports, officials at Auckland International Airport found the hidden produce after the 30-year-old Swank flew in on a Jan. 15 flight from Los Angeles.

The thesp was subsequently notified that she had violated New Zealand's strict quarantine laws that require all international travelers to declare all food items, including fruits, to prevent exotic pests and diseases from potentially wreaking billions of dollars in damage to its agriculture and livestock industries.

As a result, Swank was handed a fine, but instead of paying it as many do on the spot, the Million Dollar Baby star decided to go a few rounds with an appeals court.

According to a statement issued by the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry in Wellington, Swank sent the department a letter explaining the snafu and taking responsibility, but noting she was no bad apple.

"After my 20-hour flight, I simply forgot I had one orange and one apple. I do apologize sincerely," the actress wrote in her defense.

(Maybe she had Insomnia.)

The mea culpa, however, failed to persuade the Manukau District Court, which authorized the penalty anyway in a closed-door hearing on March 19.

In addition to the $142 fine, Swank will have to pony up $21 for court costs.

When she's not acting the part of a fruit felon or training to be a boxer, the Hollywood A-lister is preparing to shoot Black Dahlia, an adaptation of James Elroy's 1940s-era crime thriller, being directed by Brian De Palma.

Swank will then segue into The Reaping, a horror flick about a myth debunker who investigates signs of the 10 plagues in a small Texas town.

Swank won Best Actress Oscars playing a cross-dressing youth in 1999's Boys Don't Cry and a female boxer being trained by Clint Eastwood in Million Dollar Baby.

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When are these stars going to learn that they ARE NOT above the law?!?!? They can't just go bringing fruit every-which-place. Fruit laws exist for a reason! Etc.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 05:06 PM

How much money does she make? And she's moaning about $142? Man, I'd just pay, y'know? She's quite lucky she didn't get a cavity search, really.

...hang on, who the hell is Hilary Swank?!?
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 06:30 PM

All I can remember is seeing something about how she was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then getting very confused because I could not for the life of me remember which episode(s) she was in or what character she had played. Turns out, she was in the original movie thirteen years ago, and wasn't even one of the characters I liked.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:08 PM

I don't know which thing is more dumb, so I'll list them all and you can decide:

1. That someone having to pay a 142$ fine is considered news.
2. That said person is being fined for not saying that she had a piece of fruit. (This one is understandable due to quarantine, but the entire concept is silly sounding.)
3. Said person is apperently famous and therefore rich, but went to appeal a fine that most likely costs less than she spends every day.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:30 PM

just like that time Christian Slater tried to get a gun on the plane...

what i found most interesting was the $21 court fee..

what the hell is that? you always here about people sue each other for cort costs in the thousands...

$21?

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:32 PM

i just found out its $40 here...
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 01:16 AM

As a happy paradox, Elvis brought a loaded gun along with him when he went to meet Richard Nixon. Noone searched him and he missed a great opportunity to stop one of history's greatest monsters.

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 07:07 PM

yeah... that bastard opened talks with china!
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I was refering to:

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 11:03 AM

Yeah, back in the day you could have good foreign relations and still be a total asshole. Now it's part of the criteria.
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Posted 03 April 2005 - 08:07 PM

the man was a pioneer i tell ya tongue.gif

and without him many jokes on the simpsons, the critic, futurama, and even family ties would never have come about...

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 04:25 AM

Does anybody else read the title of this topic and think of Hillary Clinton hiring a prostitute to get back at Bill?
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 08:06 AM

yes
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 08:08 AM

(*raises hand*)

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 07:28 PM

Yeah...
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