Happy Birthday, Madam Corvax
#1
Posted 22 March 2005 - 09:21 AM
Happy birthday to you. This calls for a special song:
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
Those monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
Those monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
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#2
Posted 22 March 2005 - 09:25 AM
Yes, Happy Birthday! Cakez to be applied as nessersary!
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#5
Posted 22 March 2005 - 02:19 PM
Thank you folks...
Chefelf, that was a very appropriate song, considering the occasion . I'll try to follow te advice.
Jen - thanks, that is very sweet.
Chyld - sadly, no cakez for me, but I celebrated my brithday by watching Star Wars ESB, which has far less calories.
Michael - I think the only thing I can say here is a traditional
Chefelf, that was a very appropriate song, considering the occasion . I'll try to follow te advice.
Jen - thanks, that is very sweet.
Chyld - sadly, no cakez for me, but I celebrated my brithday by watching Star Wars ESB, which has far less calories.
Michael - I think the only thing I can say here is a traditional
#6
Posted 22 March 2005 - 03:53 PM
Happy birthday! Yes, Nate, that was a very fitting song.
I wish you what I wish everyone on special days, Ms. Corvax: May Fortuna be at your feet, and Eris keep you on your toes. Seven and a half cheers to one of the coolest forum members from Poland!
I jest, you're a breath of fresh air when compared with the entire world! Just watch out for the Thought Police. You'd make them angry.
I wish you what I wish everyone on special days, Ms. Corvax: May Fortuna be at your feet, and Eris keep you on your toes. Seven and a half cheers to one of the coolest forum members from Poland!
I jest, you're a breath of fresh air when compared with the entire world! Just watch out for the Thought Police. You'd make them angry.
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#7
Posted 22 March 2005 - 06:01 PM
QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Mar 22 2005, 08:19 PM)
Chyld - sadly, no cakez for me, but I celebrated my brithday by watching Star Wars ESB, which has far less calories.
You go, girl! Happy birthday.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
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#10
Posted 22 March 2005 - 08:43 PM
Sto Lat!!!
and er... gratuluje!
and er... gratuluje!
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#14
Posted 23 March 2005 - 03:28 AM
Wow that is one evil looking cat... But its so cute!
Much like Madam Corvax, who may be an evil black cat, but she has a heart of gold! Happy birthday, you malevolent feline!
Much like Madam Corvax, who may be an evil black cat, but she has a heart of gold! Happy birthday, you malevolent feline!
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#15
Posted 23 March 2005 - 05:41 AM
Sorry I didn't get here earlier. I was stuck at the boring parts of the internet for assignments.
So, may I wish you many good Star Wars and a CGI free year of life.
So, may I wish you many good Star Wars and a CGI free year of life.
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