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Obiwank Wants Clones... just lost all respect for Ewan Mcgregor

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Posted 18 March 2005 - 11:17 PM

palpatine has know plans that involve cloning technology for prolonging life. there i went against it because its not true. smile.gif
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 03:22 PM

hannibal,

where do you stand on:

1. modern organ transplants

b. my drivers license says i'm a organ donor
if i wrap my self around a tree maybe i can save somebody's life.
good or bad?

2. artificial organs like the mechanical hearts developed over the years


3. organ transplants using pig hearts, monkey hearts, etc.


yeah, doesn't everything come down to money though?
the "haves" will always get it better than the "have nots"

4. what about skin grafts for burn victims?

b. what about the new artificial skin-like materials being grown in labs around the country? if you or i were a burn victim, i'm sure we'd rather have the new improved artificial stuff then grafted skin off our leg or back or whatever.

i dunno just throwing stuff at you, catch. geek.gif
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 04:13 PM

Sorry, I let it all fly past me and fall into the sewer where it belongs.
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 04:18 PM

The problem with donating your organs is a deeply troubling one. What if the life you saved was some wanker who you wouldnīt have liked had you met the bastard before you died?

Solution to problem - The donee (or whatever the the person at the other end is supposed to be called) will have to answer a list of questions that the donor writes out on various topics. Any wrong answers: no body parts. Or if that is too harsh for you, it can be a sliding scale of diverging answers, depending on the value of the parts involved and the inccorectness of the questions. Something along the lines of ïf you get my eyeballs, will you be visiting the Louvre any time soon, or will you merely be watching low budget pornography most of the time?

To donate you organs to a random person, you would have to really like people in general. RICH people no less, because nobody from a poor part of the world would ever get hold of either the parts or the doctor to stick them in. Plus the doctor wonīt be cheap, so you will be making some rich doctor even richer.

Some posts donīt ever get to the point, but this one will - there are too many people around, and most of them irritate me, so che se ne frega on donating body parts.


Also I suspect that old Ewan was taking the piss...
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 04:46 PM

Think about this:

Do you ever donate blood?

What do you get? A cookie? Orange Juice?

The RED CROSS does not give that blood away free.
I repeat: The RED CROSS does not give that blood away free.
I repeat: The RED CROSS does not give that blood away free.

When you get into a car accident, and you bleed all over the hospital floor, so they give you this blood transufsion: you get a bill for $1200.

Whether you donated blood or not. No matter how much.

The RED CROSS makes %100 profit from blood donations. The RED CROSS
is not made of volunteers. (There are thousands who volunteer for the RED CROSS, but it has a core of well paid employees).

It will be argued that the Red Cross helps people all over the world, however, when it comes to you and your blood, what do you get when you want a blood transfusion?

Donation of organs is the same thing. You give them away free. Somebody ends up with a profit thanks to you, and whatever sucker had the bread to "buy" your organs, fits the bill. So, technically you're not giving away "free" organs to "help" somebody. You are dead, your permission has been given to jack your parts, then whatever hospital, doctor, corporate entity which gets your organs, gets to charge for services, and the surgeon gets to cash in as well. None of it is free. None of it is free christian humanitarian holy humanist giving. If you believe in any of that you are a fool. Do the research. I am not going to donate my parts, nor blood, because I'm not going to participate in the spare parts business. People die. Its a fact of life, and people need to face that fact. I almost died once, and no spare parts, blood or organs would have saved me. I was lucky, so I live on now, the spare parts concept is a business, it isn't "healing."
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 06:22 PM

QUOTE (azerty @ Mar 19 2005, 04:18 PM)
Some posts donīt ever get to the point, but this one will - there are too many people around, and most of them irritate me, so che se ne frega on donating body parts.
Also I suspect that old Ewan was taking the piss...



waht about poor little jimmy and the massive campaign to raise money for his poor family by throwing bake sales and church donations and stuff.
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 07:06 PM

Why didn't the doctors, and the Hospital do the humanitarian thing, if doctors, hospitals and spart parts is all about helping people?

Its not.

Tell it to terry shivo.

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Posted 20 March 2005 - 08:46 PM

well, this argument has amused me to no end...

i don't know where to start...

little girl gets burnt in fire, defaced for life... unless we can clone her skin and graft it on giving her a normal life...

or perhaps we should just SHOOT HER IN THE FACE... because we all know that just like hannibal says, she'll sneak out of the burn ward and tear the skin of little children in the night like an 80s horror film.

Idiot!

increased availablity of biocompadible organs decresses supply demands. figure it out college boy...

you have a small argument stick to you, then you run in guns blazing without any real thought...

you recycle other peoples ideas constantly...

and what the fuck was convinient about my post 'jack' ?
convinient that next to me you look lame?

i've been polite to you, despite cloutless attitude and storm in calling people 'dumb ass', or a 'fucking moron' because they disagree with you.

here's a news flash for you:
You are not the universal scorce of truth and enlightenment to the world. Your opinions are not the pinacle of society, and your brain is not the apex of this websites message boards... so get of your high horse and start listening to people and show them the respect many of us have afforded you despite your bullshit!!!


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Posted 20 March 2005 - 11:42 PM

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You are not the universal scorce of truth and enlightenment to the world. Your opinions are not the pinacle of society, and your brain is not the apex of this websites message boards... so get of your high horse and start listening to people and show them the respect many of us have afforded you despite your bullshit!!!


Take a deep breath now...

Perhaps you need a hooker, or to view some more porn.

Okie...now...

Perhaps you need to get off your high horse and cease bullshitting as a way of dealing with EVERY SINGLE POST.

It would seem Mr.high and mighty, that your superior wisdom, in every one of your glorious posts is even more asenine than mine could ever be.

See above retort...its something you would say, so give it a rest.

Truthfully, everybody here is quite opinionated, and as a matter of fact its all there is on these boards, opinionated retorts and smug quips and rediculous misinterpretations, and convenient dismissals of facts.

Your outburst here is retarded and I am glad that you will be able to see that now that I have pointed it out to you.

If you are still pissed off, you need to start reading your own posts, and responses to everybody here.

I should say, if this isn't the cat calling the kettle black, its the kettle calling the cat black.

You like everyone else has their hate-rooted political agendas, and for the most part you are mostly pissed off that its very difficult to put me into a convenient box.

My opinions piss you off because they seem to come from left field, and you can't simply get away with calling me a dirty jew, or a right-wing fascist, or an ignorant christian. The others find it hard to call me a traitorous liberal, or stupid commie, or perhaps a bleeding heart or a fag.

What is strange is how so often people try to pre-emt my opinions with political jibberish about left wing this and right wing that, and its getting so predictable, that I hardly find any reason why anybody posts here at all.

the immediate responses are so full of juicy political preemption that its utterly useless to continue. the responses I speak of are most of everybody's responses to EVERYBODY not just to me.

In this case however, I offered the actual stance you brought up by Buddhists, which you so eagerly put forth in hopes of dragging out what you thought would be predictable rhetoric that you could so easily rally your buddies with similar political beliefs against, but it aint there to behold.

The sooner you, and people like you stop being so condesending (not just to me) to people and their posts in hopes of immediate dismissal, the sooner you will see that not everyone can be so easily cornered with typical talkshowspeak bullshit.

The more I hear (and not just you) these retarded smug retorts to stifle what people are trying to say, the more I like to hop on my high horse and shove that shit right back in your mouth.

It certainly may be obvious to some what I am doing, but for people such as youself, it might take some self reflection and re-reading of your own posts.

Do you just expect everyone to back down and take your shit?

'Yehahah bah...crazy....conspiracy....idiot...nuts....get a hooker....heres some tits...your crazy....shut the fuck up....goddamn christian....ignorant nastard....blabalbahalbalhal..."


Rightie-O man, Rightie O.

The truth Mr.Enlightened One, if everyone got off their high horse, their political pre-emptive attacks, their manipulations, their convenientspeak, the more a real discussion could actually take place.

...but I hardly think this is going to happen, I haven't seen much evidence, at least here, to show me this is possible on this board...with people like you anyway.
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Posted 21 March 2005 - 01:06 AM

well thank you for that...

if i may, i'd like to adress this one point by point... in the time honered tradition.

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
Take a deep breath now...
Perhaps you need a hooker, or to view some more porn.
Okie...now...

[/quote]

starts off well...

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
Perhaps you need to get off your high horse and cease bullshitting as a way of dealing with EVERY SINGLE POST.

It would seem Mr.high and mighty, that your superior wisdom, in every one of your glorious posts is even more asenine than mine could ever be.

See above retort...its something you would say, so give it a rest.

[/quote]

if you are refering to the high-horse remark...
it's not just something i would say, it's actually something i just did say, mr.cut-and-paste-opinion.

if it's the hooker porn/thing... then you are full of the shit you so often claim is the contents of everyone else in the world.

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
Truthfully, everybody here is quite opinionated, and as a matter of fact its all there is on these boards, opinionated retorts and smug quips and rediculous misinterpretations, and convenient dismissals of facts.

[/quote]

let's not forget convinient dismissals of the value of other peoples opinions.

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
Your outburst here is retarded and I am glad that you will be able to see that now that I have pointed it out to you.

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yes, but only because YOU pointed it out... dry.gif

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
If you are still pissed off, you need to start reading your own posts, and responses to everybody here.

[/quote]

well, i'll start a poll... and we'll find out which one of us has offended everyone here more...
(everyone can feel free to chime in here, i don't mind)

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
I should say, if this isn't the cat calling the kettle black, its the kettle calling the cat black.

[/quote]

the pot, it's the pot calling the kettle black... it's not that important, i know..
but i'm an asshole (ohh quick, you can use that as a confession to back up your next post).

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
You like everyone else has their hate-rooted political agendas, and for the most part you are mostly pissed off that its very difficult to put me into a convenient box.

[/quote]

everyone else has their hate-rooted political agendas? wow, where do you get your insite into our minds like that... it's incredibe. no overgenralising blanket statement to be found there
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and i find it very easy to put you into a convinient box, because i know too many people like you.

to quote fight club: "You are not beautiful and unique snowflake"

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
My opinions piss you off because they seem to come from left field, and you can't simply get away with calling me a dirty jew, or a right-wing fascist, or an ignorant christian. The others find it hard to call me a traitorous liberal, or stupid commie, or perhaps a bleeding heart or a fag.

[/quote]

you rarely show original opinions, you often just plagiarise other peoples essaes...
there is nothing leftfield about you, you try to shock and suprise people but instead you come off like a depressingly real and unfunny version of rick from the young ones.

besides which, i can get away with calling people names, because when i do it, it's obvious that it is tonge-in-cheak, because i have a little thing called charisma.

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
What is strange is how so often people try to pre-emt my opinions with political jibberish about left wing this and right wing that, and its getting so predictable, that I hardly find any reason why anybody posts here at all.

the immediate responses are so full of juicy political preemption that its utterly useless to continue. the responses I speak of are most of everybody's responses to EVERYBODY not just to me.

[/quote]

you are both the king of predictability and preemtion. everything you have ever said, has sounded like it came from an argument already had or at least rehearsed... and you do it every time...

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
In this case however, I offered the actual stance you brought up by Buddhists, which you so eagerly put forth in hopes of dragging out what you thought would be predictable rhetoric that you could so easily rally your buddies with similar political beliefs against, but it aint there to behold.

[/quote]

i made a fun remark... i knew that the bhudists were the only group with a legitimate claim to the debate... so i made a reference to them. it should have been obvious, but as always, you're too busy thinking everything is a fight that you thought you had to disproove me by using a whole article to proove to me what i already knew, "DUMBASS!!!"

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
The sooner you, and people like you stop being so condesending (not just to me) to people and their posts in hopes of immediate dismissal, the sooner you will see that not everyone can be so easily cornered with typical talkshowspeak bullshit.

[/quote]

who am i trying to corner anyone... i am not attacking anyone. it's you that seems to be the only one on the constant offence/deffence in a war no one else is participating in...

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
The more I hear (and not just you) these retarded smug retorts to stifle what people are trying to say, the more I like to hop on my high horse and shove that shit right back in your mouth.

[/quote]

yep, you certainly show us... rolleyes.gif

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
It certainly may be obvious to some what I am doing, but for people such as youself, it might take some self reflection and re-reading of your own posts.

[/quote]

right back at ya!

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
Do you just expect everyone to back down and take your shit?

[/quote]

for the ten millionth time, no... i don't. i never have...
and back down from what?

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
'Yehahah bah...crazy....conspiracy....idiot...nuts....get a hooker....heres some tits...your crazy....shut the fuck up....goddamn christian....ignorant nastard....blabalbahalbalhal..."
Rightie-O man, Rightie O.

[/quote]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....

[quote=Hannibal,Mar 20 2005, 11:42 PM]
The truth Mr.Enlightened One, if everyone got off their high horse, their political pre-emptive attacks, their manipulations, their convenientspeak, the more a real discussion could actually take place.

...but I hardly think this is going to happen, I haven't seen much evidence, at least here, to show me this is possible on this board...with people like you anyway.

[/quote]

and finnally... the statement that everone has made to you, now gets handed like a torch, to me...

overcompensative socialprojection.... very mature.
you have put me in a position where i can only accuse you of the same thing (because i think all will agree it's really you), this is probably the most finley crafted entrapment iv'e encountered...

bravo.

but again... i've fallen into your biggest trap.

all this, all of it is the crying out of a lonley boy for attention. well, i've given it to you, hope you enjoy... you hypocritical self-condradicting troll.
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Posted 21 March 2005 - 02:09 AM

Guys, may I invite you to take it to the debate club? See who can be the first to start what will become a most popular topic, I'm sure.


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Why can't Luke or Annie have an actual human hand grafted on?


How long have the cloners been in business? Did Jango invent cloning? Do the clone troops shoot cloner darts? Will Lucasfilm create an actual clonetrooper suit for public appearances?
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Posted 21 March 2005 - 08:40 PM

cloner darts?
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Posted 21 March 2005 - 09:52 PM

im awaiting hannibals reply with eager attention. keep this up boys its good entertainment thumbsup.gif
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Posted 21 March 2005 - 10:24 PM

yeah, this fun...

i defended hanibal when everyone else wanted him banned...
and now he's attacking me for defending everyone else.

i really hope this doesn't get closed...
i'd like to see where it goes... smile.gif

EDIT: POLL ADDED just to be childish...

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Posted 22 March 2005 - 07:50 AM

Ya know, I leave the Starwars forum for a few weeks cuz it got stale and its really great to come back to new and hillarious rants. I didnt read all of Hannibal's posts but as scary as it is I actually agree with some of what he said. Not the rant by a monk from some religion that he himself has slandered as fascist. Not whatever the hell he said to Barend that seemed to take up twenty pages.

What I agree with is that this clone technology will be used for the benefit of the rich. However, I also agree with THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD when I say that clone technology is still peachy keen. Hannibal, you're spouting border-line communist ideology here, so you really need to chill out before you start having to actually pick a political party and stop just randomly insulting every cause imaginable.

Here's the answer to your argument.

SOCIALIZED BLOODY MEDICINE.

You seem to see all the socio-political problems that many here do, just instead of trying to figure out solutions you just criticize the problems, and then criticize everyone elses solutions while providing none of your own. You're like a communist revolutionary only with twice the anger and none of the answers. You're like cereal without strawberries in it. If you're going to act like a member of my political party you could at least try to be positive occasionally.

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