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Quoting the Life of Brian is just TOO easy...
An easy one then, because else people say I'm too obscure again.
Mommy is still angry at Daddy.
- Why?
Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
- You stomped on Mommy?
Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
Quotage It's my turn to make a stupid game
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 03:58 AM
Is that Bill and daughter?
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:46 PM
*cough*
when you're ready WC.
when you're ready WC.
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:22 AM
*Looks up from newspaper* Who, me?
Ok, here goes.....
Liking Marvin Gaye and Simon and Garfunkel is like supporting the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Ok, here goes.....
Liking Marvin Gaye and Simon and Garfunkel is like supporting the Israelis and the Palestinians.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:47 AM
Book, British author.
Made into an American film by an English director.
Made into an American film by an English director.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 04:53 AM
Believe it. 
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:09 AM
Damn! I read the book, saw the movie, but couldn't remember that!!
Nick Hornby is a great author, anyway...
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Nick Hornby is a great author, anyway...
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:15 PM
Uh... That's obscenely vague. Anybody in the entire world could have said that.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 08:29 PM
That better be a quote of someone in a film quoting Aristotle not Aristotle himself.
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:36 PM
goddamn it! 
oh well, guess that makes it my turn again...
character: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
character: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
character: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
character: You've been working here too long mate.
oh well, guess that makes it my turn again...
character: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
character: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
character: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
character: You've been working here too long mate.
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Posted 30 September 2005 - 03:29 AM
Edit: Forgot to add one again.
"But you're dead........... you are dead!"
This post has been edited by WalkingCarpet: 30 September 2005 - 03:30 AM