[Madam Corvax]

*Civ - I merely observed that these days the only subjects which seem to spark your interest are those to do with human reproduction, and I found it curious.

Do not get all worked up.*

Thank you for the sperm. However I hereby inform you that your gift is irrevocable and will not be returned upon request, since you did not attach a proper warranty diclaimer clause to your consignment.

I shall sue you for alimony in due course. You lawyer will hear from me shortly.

[barend]

what the hell was his defense lawyer doing? SLEEPING?!?

You're Honor, MY client delivered said payload of sperm under the implied contract that the plantif was to either ingest or expell said genetic material into an appropriate waste management device. The Plantif is clearly in breech of that contract, and my client is no more responsible for the aleged child than a manufacturer of fuzzy dice is responsible for a car accident.
*bows leaves, courtroom*

that's alls you hads to says...