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#76 Laughlyn

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 05:58 PM

Jane's not going to fall for the FD, we know you've got a stash of ovens hidden behind the drinks stand.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#77 floppydisk

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 06:13 PM

But...I... Oh well, at least there's ketchup in here.

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

#78 barend

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 07:35 PM

thanks for all the hugs, kisses, dishwashers, and more than ripe vegetation.

you people certainly have a thing for dishwashers...
maybe because you'll all be someone's butler/maid one day?

yeah!!! take that...
*throws russian submarine at rowdy part of crowd*

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#79 barend

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ May 3 2005, 06:13 PM)

But...I... Oh well, at least there's ketchup in here.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

is the light on or off?

#80 Laughlyn

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 07:36 PM

Ok men, stop with the appliance throwing and break out the rocks, grenades, and nuclear warheads.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#81 floppydisk

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 07:40 PM

The light's off, but there's nothing but bottles and bottles of ketchup! I love ketchup.

*finally breaks out of the fridge and begins to juggle grenades*

WEEEEE!

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

#82 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 08:04 PM

"Bring out the REALLY BIG CANON!"

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#83 floppydisk

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 08:15 PM

The one that shoots footballs at Chyld's house?

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#84 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 08:30 PM

No, that's The Insanely Powerful Canon Capable of Firing Ammunition Across Half of the United States and the Atlantic Ocean™. All we need right now is the REALLY BIG CANON.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 03 May 2005 - 08:31 PM

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994

#85 floppydisk

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 08:47 PM

I'll get the sandwiches.

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

#86 barend

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:54 PM

iS yOuR sOn a cOmPuTeR HaCkEr???//!!!!1, ÜbeR!1 l33t
with particular attention to my parody of the article...

#87 Slade

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 09:16 PM

I remember that one. And please stop the violent launching of appliances through the air. It makes Buddha sad.

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#88 J m HofMarN

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 04:54 AM

Wait a second... That's not Budha, that's just the pope in disguise! Oh, your holiness, when will you learn?

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#89 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 11:09 AM

I like the reviews of bad low budget 80s sword-sorcery films like Barbarian Queen.

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#90 Kirby

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 05:51 AM

*Casts 'Limited Wish' to bring back this thread*

Well, now that summer holiday has broken out I felt it is now safe to re-release this Gem.

Shablam

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