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#16 Hannibal

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Posted 13 March 2005 - 10:48 PM

When chewing Coca leaves, don't forget to brush your teeth later, sometimes you get little bits of fiber stuck in there and if you already smoke a lot of cigarettes and drink a lot of coffee, your teeth are taking enough abuse. Adrenaline shots don't help the teeth though. And when brushing use a circular motion...and use a good non-flouridated brand of mouthwash...POE...OEP...EOP...damn you all...flouridation is the most monstrously concieved and dangerous communist plot this nation's ever faced!

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#17 barend

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Posted 13 March 2005 - 11:30 PM

QUOTE (Hannibal @ Mar 13 2005, 10:48 PM)

flouridation is the most monstrously concieved and dangerous communist plot this nation's ever faced!

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and never give a girl your esence!

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#18 Laughlyn

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 10:09 AM

'Quiet' areas of trains that ban mobile phones and walkmans should also be kept screaming child free. In fact, the children should be stored in a plastic bubble at the back of the train.

and lesbian neighbours should be banned from having orgasms at 5am.
(I'm not getting any sleep these days......)

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#19 Kirby

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 12:34 PM

Ever thought about trading your apartment to a friend that has a slightly bigger appartment who would appreciate that kind of thing?

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#20 Chyld

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 12:35 PM

4:20 - its approximatly the right time to start celebrating...

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#21 Slade

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 01:01 PM

Funny, my compy thinks it's 4:35 for you, 12:35 in the afternoon for me!

Ooh! An actual cool idea! Show the time that people are currently in on the forums when they post, as well as the user's local time.

Laughlyn - I guess it looses its entertainment value after you get bored of it and need sleep? You should go over there and interrupt the couple and yell at them for being too loud. The stipulation that they are allowed to be loud if you can join them is up to personal preference.

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#22 Chyld

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 01:06 PM

No no, the time is 6:05pm! That was when I started celebrating! Its a good time, apparently!

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#23 Slade

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 01:06 PM

Celebrating what though?

Edit: Right, the birthday... I'm so fucking stupid... Honestly...

This post has been edited by Slade: 14 March 2005 - 01:14 PM

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#24 barend

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Mar 14 2005, 10:09 AM)

and lesbian neighbours should be banned from having orgasms at 5am.
(I'm not getting any sleep these days......)

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that sounds like a problem that could easily be solved with mirrors!

#25 Laughlyn

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 07:23 PM

Just to put it in perspective, the timeline on interest went something like this;

1st day : Whoa, she's kinda hot....

3rd day : Holy shit, is she snogging a girl in the front garden?

7th day : Wahey! I live next to lesbians!

14th day : and she screams like a harpy.........

28th day : Invest in earplugs.

Present day : Consider building a bomb.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#26 barend

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 08:16 PM

mirrors, dude...

mirrors

#27 Laughlyn

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 08:18 PM

And I suppose you'd like me to set up the webcam at the same time?

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#28 barend

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 08:19 PM

that would do nicley...

#29 Kirby

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 10:11 PM

Hell, might as well make some money off your sleep deprivation and others moral depavity.

#30 SimeSublime

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 07:45 AM

Hey hey hey, I don't have money to pay for watching lesbian sex. Better keep it free.

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