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Tiger-headed fish found Wednesday, Feburary 23, 2005

#1 Chyld

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 07:32 AM

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Fish with "tiger head" found in Jinan
2005-02-23 09:48:15

A fish with a head resembling that of a tiger is seen in a pool in Jinan, capital of east China's Shandong Province, Feb. 22, 2005. The fish was found by a visitor in the city on Tuesday. (Xinhua Photo/Lu Chuanquan)

http://news.xinhuane...ent_2607817.htm

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 08:10 AM

Holy crap! This is the coolest fish ever! It's like.... man I'd like to taste him!

Sushi....

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 09:29 AM

there's a tiger in their tank.

there was a similar report of human faces on other fish in the orient. Kinda weird stuff.

Last week the Simpsons did an unexpected play on the three-eyed fish that was amusing.

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 09:35 AM

Ditto with Icey, that is the coolest fish ever! And also the prettiest! I mean, it's like a...a mertiger!

That kind of reminds me of something Dr. Forrester did, only he attached the head of a piglet onto the body of a fish...

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 09:50 AM

It's about time. Way to go, God.

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 10:24 AM

Icey! No eating the tiger-fish!

But its nice to see the Chinese have a sense of perspective. While we over here are reporting on stupid stuff like George Bush blowing up the world, and Prince Charles marrying a horse, they're showing off cool fish!

I'm being serious, incidently, we need more cool fish in the news.

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 10:50 AM

Awww... but Chyyyyyyld...

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 11:21 AM

No buts, young man! We need that fish to breed with other tiger-fish! I need my army of ferocious tiger/fish crossbreeds, so I can overthrow the Kingdom of the Goldfish, and become Overlord of the Fishpond! I'd take them on myself, but I can't breathe water.

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 11:43 AM

You so much as touch that fish and you'll have to answer to me! For all we know, that could be a whole new species! We must protect it, and study this rare marvel! And I call dibs on naming it!

Put down that fishing pole and net! Icey - NO! Get out of that pond! Bad Icey!

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 23 February 2005 - 11:44 AM

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 03:57 PM

so it's somekind of catfish...

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#11 Chyld

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 04:51 PM

How bizarrly ironic.

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Posted 24 February 2005 - 11:03 PM

if i were the guy that found it i would've sold it on ebay. imagine how rich i could be!!! if people pay $150 for a paper clip then a tiger headed fish would be like 190,678,58.

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 02:32 AM

Well, what would you prefer? A piece of cheese-on-toast with the Virgin Mary's head, or a fish with a tiger's head?

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 09:14 AM

Oh, tiger-headed fish, hands down! I could put in one of those big koi pond thingies and give it a good home!

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Posted 26 February 2005 - 10:25 AM

Icy, I have a plan that will let us eat that fish and they won't know. Go get a pregnant catfish, a fish DNA sampler and fish cloning expert and meet me in Jinan. Come on exotic sushi boy!

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 26 February 2005 - 10:26 AM

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