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Newborn tossed out of car window Friday, February 11, 2005 Posted: 0453 G

#16 barend

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Posted 13 February 2005 - 05:21 AM

QUOTE (Laura @ Feb 11 2005, 02:08 PM)

Does it strike anyone as odd that the person who found the baby is described as a "woman passer-by"? Why not just "woman" or "passer-by"? Not important, just interesting.

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it's like an unrelated artical i read in a newspaper... at one point they refered to a suspect as "the aleged woman"

i mean was she a woman or not?

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Posted 13 February 2005 - 10:07 AM

This story made it into the Local section of the newspaper. It's like being an eyewitness, except with my eyes gouged.

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Posted 13 February 2005 - 02:53 PM

For Eris' sake, this story went from horrible to WTF to deja vu in twenty seconds.

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Posted 14 February 2005 - 06:43 AM

This is just too scary and disturbing to be comfortable, my stoumach is all upset now. :S

Take me to your country and I'll bring Viking Justice!

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Posted 15 February 2005 - 01:04 PM

By Thor's hammer, we'll rape and pillage all of you!

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Posted 15 February 2005 - 01:45 PM

Hmmm...I'm not sure whether I should join you fight you. Part of my blood says to kick your ass like Alfred the Great, and...well, I don't exactly know what the relationship between the Vikings and Scots was like... Were they friends or enemies? I need to brush up on my British history a little...

Oh, damn, wait, Alfred the Great defeated the Danish Vikings...

...Oh to hell with it, I'm in. Let's wreck havoc!

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 03:00 AM

Hoozah Janey! With your infernal knives of utter and complete destruction and my Viking Berzerking we'll destroy every single unfit bastard parent that deserves nothing but torture and death!

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:12 PM

Jormungunds' blood, we ride! All souls will be reaped by the blade of my scythe! Death and necrophilia will come to all who oppose us! (Although we won't really defile corpses - just threaten it as a deterrant.)

Ragnarok!

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 04:49 PM

Yay for chaos and pillaging, as it makes my day a little less boring!

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#25 barend

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 05:18 PM

this thread has decayed into silliness...

this is what happens when you don't stick to your story... everything turns to shit!

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 11:18 PM

Silly? Who's being silly? I'm completely serious – I want to wreak some serious berserker-style havoc!

Let's go, man, time's a'wasting. Those bastard parents aren't going to slaughter themselves, you know.

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Posted 17 February 2005 - 03:02 AM

I follow the path that rapists and those who abuse children are scum that deserve death and thus should be tortured and hurt untill they die.

oh and....

VIKING JUSTICE!™

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 01:58 AM

Nice image. By the way, will your crusade include Patrick?

Edit: Sorry, I forgot he only abuses other peoples children. My bad.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:08 AM

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker.

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