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#166 Slade

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:03 PM

I'm tempted to write the mathematical equation that proves that girls are evil, but I'm sure most of us have seen it. But if not, let me know.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 07:32 PM

X/4.56+YY(13+XY) - π x 

6 *

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 07:32 PM

X/4.56+

*YY(13+XY) - π x 

6 *

= all girls are evil.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 08:57 PM

Doesn't evil always win, though?

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#170 Slade

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 09:07 PM

No no no, it goes like this... *sigh*

time = money
girls = time * money
girls = money * money
money = root of all evil, or sqrt(evil)
girls = sqrt(evil) *sqrt(evil)
girls = evil

There you have it.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:49 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 20 2005, 07:40 PM)

So what we really need to do is say to everybody "Just go have sex and enjoy yourselves and don't accuse people of being sluts!" Social stimgas are the pits.

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Why yes. Yes they are...
(have to stop doing that)

Most social stigmas are due to the demon known as "tradition". Tradition is something most people use as a substitute for actually thinking. Most make absolutely no sense in the cold light of day. For example, pour ketchup on your ice cream, and you are a raving lunatic. Put pineapple on your pizza, you are slightly weird. Put jam(or jelly) in your peanut butter and you are a normal member of society. In America that is. On this side of the pond, that combination justs SCREAMS "pregnant woman!".

Oh, and on the genetalia issue, I would like to say, on record, that the human penis is the ugliest thing in the universe. It looks like a severed, decaying, turkey neck.

The vagina on the other hand, is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:24 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 20 2005, 09:07 PM)

girls = sqrt(evil) *sqrt(evil)

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girls squirt evil?

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:03 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Apr 21 2005, 11:49 AM)

In America that is. On this side of the pond, that combination justs SCREAMS "pregnant woman!".

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What combination? tradition and sex? In fact which side of which pond are we talking here? I guessing it can't be the UK because A. tradition only exists in the minds of the daily mail readership, and b. We have birth control. c. Abortion is legal.

Slade: I bow to the wisdom of thy equation.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:13 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 20 2005, 05:37 PM)

i like how there is a rule...

what is it? 4 weeks wages for an engagement ring,
7 weeks for a wedding ring?

what' that about?

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The oft-quoted maxim in the US (oft-quoted, at least, by people trying to sell diamond rings) is that an engagement ring should reflect 2 months' salary. Hence the ad, "How else could two months' salary last forever?" Might be nice, but for everyone I know, two months salary is not at liberty to be invested in jewelry, and is needed for investment in things like food, and rent, and sometimes Sabre spoons.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:31 AM

If I was a girl, and a handsome young man offered me a Saberspoon and asked me to marry him, I'd have to say, without any doubt in my mind; yes.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:32 AM

Umm...

I was refering to the combination of peanut butter and jelly. I assumed that was perfectly clear. This was meant to be a light-hearted joke. What I MEANT was that tradition often has us doing insane things like they were perfectly normal and vice versa. I merely used foodstuffs as an example. And by "this side of the pond" I refer to Ireland. Although I'm sure it covers Britain too.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:40 AM

Peanut butter and Jelly = pregnant woman? I'm going to have to see a doctor....

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 10:11 AM

NO! NO! NO!

I was refering to the cravings for unusual food pregnant women get. In my culture, peanut butter and jelly is a bizzare combination. Therefore, anyone over here who heard the phrase "peanut butter and jelly sandwich" would instantly think "Pregnant woman!" while in America no-one would think twice about it.

I no longer think this joke is funny. Nothing ever is, however, when it is analysed to death.

Seriously, I honestly thought this was crystal clear and very funny. Is there ANYONE out there who thought the same? I'm starting to think about changing my basic writing style.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 10:41 AM

Ladder theory is so damn true. At least for me.

Anyway, being at a private school, I would say girls get a lot better when you filter out the chavs. I would personally vote for girls over boys as the better socially, BUT (and this is a big but), boys nearly always have better spatial skills (see driving, parking, and anything involving things moving quickly) and better maths skills (from the book 'Why Men can't ask for directions and Women can't read maps'). Oh yes, and that book is VERY good, and frighteningly accurate.