Girls VS Boys the most sexually charged topic yet!
#1098
Posted 10 September 2007 - 09:02 PM
First off, that was never my "favorite thread". Second, the one person in question is a guy.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1100
Posted 10 September 2007 - 09:27 PM
#1102
Posted 10 September 2007 - 10:35 PM
so maybe it is a weak argument, but so is the argument that one sex is better than the other.
you know I've never actually known any boy to actually seek revenge for anything more complicated than 'he did frivilous x so I'm gonna beat his ass' whereas I have heard of girls in instances of 'he/she did subtle but outragous x so I hate him/her and am going to do nothing but think of horrible subtle ways to destroy them' so yeah you got me there
optimus...I have no idea why ohno_stereo reminds you of an olympic skater...
I'm not sure there actually is such a thing as lesbian culture. I couldn't tell you what it was, anyway.
In defense of my gender, I've got to say, I've had very few lasting, meaningful friendships with guys. Generally, they're people I can have fun with, but not the sort of people who will cry with you and help you through difficult emotional times, or have honest discussions about personal differences with without recourse to flat out formal logic type arguing about politics or religion.
#1103
Posted 11 September 2007 - 02:02 PM
#1104
Posted 11 September 2007 - 02:47 PM
Meaning men have been responsible for all genocide, political upheaval, and enslavement of other races and cultures throughout the entire course of human history.
I believe that would be several million points to the ladies.
Careless? CARELESS?!
So if a female is "overweight" it's because she's "careless"? There's no possible way it could be say, hormonal imbalances, or a slow metabolism, or genetics? And even if it is from something like over-eating, the possibility that it could be stress-related doesn't even bear consideration? Right, because things like puberty or suddenly being expected to conform to society's unrealistic standards of beauty and perfection never caused the least bit of stress or emotional turmoil in anybody. (God, don't even get me started on this...)
What about those girls who are so skinny you can see their skeleton? We've got plenty of them walking around. People encourage them to gain weight, but as soon as they're an ounce too big it becomes, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put down the cheeseburger, fatty! Somebody here needs to go on a diet."
And we have such a short supply of fat-assed guys, don't we? Why, I can't even remember the last time I saw a guy with his gut hanging three or four inches over his belt!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1105
Posted 11 September 2007 - 03:05 PM
Joke: The pencil I was using in maths today came without a sharpener and it was blunt but I found I could draw graphs and lines very straight without the scribble.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 11 September 2007 - 03:06 PM
#1106
Posted 11 September 2007 - 03:53 PM
Aaaand girls are better because they know how to keep things (and themselves) clean.
#1107
Posted 11 September 2007 - 04:05 PM
Plus, people who complain about fat people piss me off, too. And although I can say we're generally a pretty touchy bunch, my guess is there's a reason.
Just to keep this sorta on topic, I think... erm... 15 points to girls for having the choral version of "Stopping By the Woods on a Snowy Evening" written for their voices. Because I like that song.
#1108
Posted 11 September 2007 - 05:49 PM
Jasper the Carrot:
Not my fault I am fat.
I am getting old.
"It's me 'ormones"
Turns to side with a loud angry sharp voice:
"Look! Look! This hole here! (points to mouth) is bigger than this hole here! (shows and points to backside)."
I found that quite funny.
Equally I have seen a fair share of fat ladies and men. Even the fat lady worker who told me to get out of her cake shop after my comment in response to them having no organic but yellow cream in all their cakes as the thing of the future.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 11 September 2007 - 05:50 PM
#1109
Posted 11 September 2007 - 05:49 PM
"Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening" isn't a song; it's a poem by Robert Frost.
As for overweight girls; I don't mind them, but I do tend to notice the supposedly "athletic" girls who look like they all shop at Motherhood Maternity. Bulgey, tulgey -- whatever you call them, they're fat.
#1110
Posted 11 September 2007 - 06:42 PM
I believe that would be several million points to the ladies.
Careless? CARELESS?!
Typical woman!
Trying to score points for the acheivements of men.
Wipe out your own damn races, species, plants, religions, etc.
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