you see, all girls go to hell, because they were made by gargamel.
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#1021
Posted 01 April 2007 - 06:48 PM
you see, all girls go to hell, because they were made by gargamel.
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#1022
Posted 13 May 2007 - 09:25 PM
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#1025
Posted 20 May 2007 - 03:16 AM
Much like the Magic Sitar Janey, you only speak the truth
Yoda
#1026
Posted 31 May 2007 - 09:50 PM
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#1027
Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:32 AM
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 01 June 2007 - 01:34 AM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1029
Posted 03 June 2007 - 02:01 AM
I once bought this University hand guide just prior to graduating Highschool.
It was really helpful, it listed tons of facts on every university in Canada. And on fact that blew my mind was that in EVERY FRICKEN SCHOOL there was more female students than male. ON average, 60% of a campus is comprised of females. I found that shocking. In engineering, we hardly have any females, but the ones we have all score top marks. But if I wanted, I could kick the shit out of them in an arm wrestle, so It's not too bad.
I dont find that shocking. women have the ability to stay on task on academics more firmly than guys do. For starters, guys drool on women too much, but beyond that..you mention ice cold beer, a pool table, or tickets to a sports event,..and most guys will drop the textbooks and head out the dorm.
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#1030
Posted 03 June 2007 - 11:51 AM
Women spend so much time gossiping and getting guys to get them free drinks in college that they don't get any work done. They also prey on the insecure guys to do all of their math and science homework for them.
So there!
#1031
Posted 03 June 2007 - 03:29 PM
This post has been edited by Emu: 03 June 2007 - 03:30 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#1033
Posted 07 July 2007 - 04:00 PM
ladies, how come you take soo many pictures of yourselves? compared to guys, girls take about 10 times the amount of self pics in their lifetime.
..and this is just pics of yourself.
girls go crazy with a camera lens,..im serious. its like every girl is out there, living her life out on the absolute edge. she wants to have as much fun as she can, drink as much as she can, and just try to pretend her life really isnt as boring as it really is.
so girls will call up other girls and the conversation probably goes something like this:
trisha: "i think i will call up mandy and see what she is doing"
phone rings
mandy: "twinky dinky,.hello"
trisha: 'heeey gurlfriend, what ya up to?"
mandy: "oh nada,.just in my pjs on my bed, eating nachos and watching sex and the city"
trisha" really, cool,..heeeey, i lets get together over at anna's house, i heard she has a bunch of people already over there acting silly and stupid,,.i think they are having a pah-tay, and have lots of reeeeaalllly cute guys over there...ohhhh myyyyy gooosssshh...so, are you like wanting to go or what??"
mandy: yaaah, of course, but give me like 5 hours to get ready, i need to shower, wash my hair, do my nails, curl my hair, brush my teeth, iron my blouse, check my myspace, eat something other than nachos, turn the tv off, charge my cell phone, feed my parakeet, feed my fish, feed my toy dog, leave my bed messier than what it was before i jumped into it, finishing studying on my current chapter of roman history...finals are tomorrow,...aayygghhh"
trisha: wow, gurl,.you take foreeeevvvuurr to get ready..uh,.ok..well...i need to get ready too, so i will be over to pick you up.
they eventually arrive at the pah-tay and begins a nonsense barrage of silly pics...everything from guys eating jello shots off of their cleavage, to 18 girls all trying to squeeze into a single photo shoot. pics of girls kissing guys, kissing other girls, kissing household pets, throwing up suburban wannabe gang signs, girls trying to act like little playas, pimps, ...pics of girls doing silly faces, sticking their tongues out, flaring their nostrils,.
.anything and everything you can possibly imagine,..just so that these girls can shout out to the world and proclaim..."i am gurlie-girl..hear me roar"..."i am sooo popular,..and trendy,..and popular,..and sexy,..and popular,..and fun to be with,..and i have 1,000 pics of me and my friends of us having pillow fights, and fighting over a 3 day old bag of mcdonalds crusty french fries...so youre pathethic life will never measure up to the amount of fun i have on a daily basis...cause i have millions of pics to prove it.
#1034
Posted 07 July 2007 - 04:29 PM
To save myself twenty minutes of typing, I'm just going to leave this analogy:
Everything in the above post is to the female population, as fucking insane right-wing fundamentalists are to perfectly normal people who happen to hold religious beliefs.
Meaning: they're loud and obnoxious, they make sure they're all you ever see, and they make the rest of us look bad.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994