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#766 Emu

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Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:19 AM

if it weren't for your mother, you wouldn't have any mitochondria.

+500 for women.

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#767 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:35 AM

Emu properly spelled mitochondria.

+100 for women

So did I.

+100 for women.

But I had to use spell check.

-150 for women

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#768 barend

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 09:36 PM

QUOTE (Emu @ Oct 6 2006, 08:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

if it weren't for your mother, you wouldn't have any mitochondria.

+500 for women.

without a father (or descent male firends) you wouldn't have anyone to beat up bad boyfiends and dates.

+1000 for men.
(-500 for the men who warrent the beatings)

so just +500 i guess...

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#769 Emu

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:20 AM

I'm a ninja; I can wreak vengeance against my own bad boyfriends/dates.

+500 me.

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 02:16 AM

the important thing is i offered...

+500 for me.

#771 Slade

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 05:57 PM

Ok, look. You can't just give yourselves points, and you're not allowed to give either gender so many points en mass.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#772 Deepsycher

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 06:33 PM

Could pencil sharpenings count as points?

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 11 October 2006 - 06:50 PM

#773 barend

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 07:51 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 11 2006, 05:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ok, look. You can't just give yourselves points, and you're not allowed to give either gender so many points en mass.

the girls started it

-500 for girls.

#774 Emu

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 12:40 AM

the guys finished it.

-500 for boys.

#775 Icey

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 06:20 AM

the gals lied! See above post

-750 for girls
+500 back to the boys.
+250 to boys just because the girls attacked the boys' honour with lies.

#776 Slade

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 09:37 AM

Emu: Finishing it would mean that we resolved the conflict, which would give us points.

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#777 Gobbler

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 09:55 AM

Hey look, Mr. Slade made a point for our cause without giving or taking points! Which means that men are much more mature than women!

+500 points for us! Woooooooooo!

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#778 barend

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 09:10 PM

that's thte spirirt

500 pionts...

#779 EwokHunter

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:13 PM

500 points for guys. We don't spend 1 hour in the morning for styling our hair.

#780 Deepsycher

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:57 PM

You can't seem to get your points right in a never ending frenzie.
So I have no choice but to set all of you back to zero.
Happy now?

What is a pencil when it is too big for it's pot?