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#751 Grinov

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 10:02 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Sep 22 2006, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Without women the male population would do the same.

+500 for women.

So men and women cancel each other out? Whose bloody idea was it to make humans mammals and heterosexual?

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 01:47 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Sep 21 2006, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Without women the male population would do the same.

+500 for women.

bah! we'd find a way.

+666 for men.

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:16 PM

We'd make babies, in vats, using our advanced male brains.

#754 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:54 AM

That might take a while.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 06:08 PM

Still it's better than getting sexually frustrated and watching civilization crumble because women suffer from the inability to say things straight out.

-300 pts for women.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 08:17 PM

so do men.

-300 points for them.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:42 PM

QUOTE (Emu @ Oct 2 2006, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

so do men.

-300 points for them.

LIAR!!!

-300 points for you and you know it.

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 03:52 AM

Exactly, the moment women stop being around, being gay (the largest male phobia) will be considered normal and just, kinda what everyone does so things will grow extremely honest with men asking each other casually "May I empty your rocks, good sir?" or "would it be rude of me to pummel your bottom?" when the things that matter pop up. After about three years of civilization climbing up to a new golden era, we'd start working on vat babies with our advanced male brains. And have that mastered in under fifteen years. A good while, but a fifteen year long gap between generations is a small price to pay.

+200 points
-30 points for taking a while.

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#759 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:00 AM

QUOTE (Icey @ Oct 3 2006, 04:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wow, that makes a lot of sense.

I'm sold.
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 02:46 PM

Traitor!!!

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:25 PM

technically she's one of us...

just better looking than the rest of us.

#762 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 09:08 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 3 2006, 09:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

technically she's one of us...

just better looking than the rest of us.

And better smelling too.

... well... most of time

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 11:18 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey)

And better smelling too.

Hey! I'll have you know most guys around here, at least, bathe regularly.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#764 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 12:06 PM

That often, eh? Alright then, scratch my last.

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