[Sailor Abbey]

Straight girls don't kiss as well? I disagree. The only people I've known with big lips were guys, that doesn't make a good kiss, and "naturally gentle"? That's just silly. There's no "natural". There are non-gentle women as well as gentle women, and there are gentle guys as well as non-gentle ones. The kiss depends entirely on the kisser, not the gender. Until facial hair gets involved. I can definitely see girls being superior when it comes to kissing by them not normally having mustaches and beards.

This thread is now apparently boys vs. girls vs. tacos.

Slade, women ARE naturally more gentle. I didn’t just make that up, its pretty much globally excepted. Sure some women are less gentle and some guys are more gentle than others, but we call those metrosexuals. Manly men don’t usually pride themselves on their softer sides. And no, bigger lips don’t equate to better necessarily, but its definitely a bonus. Who would be more fun to makeout with: Angelina Jolie or Jack Skellington? Sure the latter might be fun, just so you could say you did it, but Angelina’s fat juicy lips are going to win hands down.

And I have to say, I’ve kissed my fair share of straight girls and I cant say it was ever any good. They like to tongue wrestle - like a lot of guys, and good kissing should be lippy, not tonguey.

I guess you could teach straight girls to kiss, but whats the point. The sex is just going to be bad anyways so its better to just move on. But that’s a whole subject onto itself.

-30pts for straight girls
+50pts for bi-girls
+50pts for lesbians
+50pts for Jack Skellington

[Sailor Abbey]

Okay I'll give a plus point.

The chips I am talking about are straight from potatoes, cut in square shapes, properly cooked in ovens which might even be healthier without all that fat and tasty.

Dee, I make those kinds of chips everyday for breakfast and they’re AWESOME! I make them a little differently however. Instead of baking them I fry them in a pan with olive oil, salt and pepper until they’re soft. Then I eat them with a couple of over easy eggs. Fantastible!

[Slade]

I would be afraid that Angelina Jolie's massive lips would engulf my entire face and, with the increase in gravity due to that, gradually consume the entire known universe. They're disgusting. There is indeed a too big, and she crossed that line a while ago.

And I still disagree. I know you didn't make it up, but you're basing your statements off of popular opinions and stereotypical assumptions. You also are operating entirely off of your own specific kiss preference, and were kissing girls with a different sexual orientation than your own. If I had to kiss a guy, it would probably suck due to it being awkward. I'll have to see some sociological studies on the subject and some statistics obtained through a scientific study before I assume that women are "naturally" more gentle, or men less sensitive. A good deal of gender roles are behaviors that are socialized by what is expected of the person by society, and some take to those roles better than others.

I would say that I am more gentle than the stereotypical beer-swilling, chick-banging guy, but there's a whole lot more to "metrosexuality" than that!

Above all, the moral of this story is that if you don't like how someone's kissing, give some constructive criticism. And guys rule, girls drool.

[Jane Sherwood]

-30pts for straight girls

[Jordan]

Said Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybaaaaaay
I dun really wanna Knoooooooooooooooooooooooow
How ya garden groooooooooooooooooooooooooooows
Cuz I just wanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana fly

LATELY, did you ever feeeel the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain?
In the mornin raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
As the soak shoots to the boooooooooooooooooooone

Maybe I just wanna fly, wanna live don't wanna die
Maybe I just wanna breath, maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see

YOU AND I ARE GONNA LIVE FOREVEEEEEEEEEA

Said Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybaaaaaay
I dun really wanna Knoooooooooooooooooooooooow
How ya garden groooooooooooooooooooooooooooows
Cuz I just wanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana fly

LATELY, did you ever feeeel the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain?
In the mornin raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
As the soak shoots to the boooooooooooooooooooone

Maybe I will never be, all the things I wanna be
Now's not the time to cry, now's the time to find out why
Maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see

YOU AND I ARE GONNA LIVE FOREVEA

This post has been edited by Jordan: 07 November 2006 - 03:13 PM

[Sailor Abbey]

And I still disagree. I know you didn't make it up, but you're basing your statements off of popular opinions and stereotypical assumptions. You also are operating entirely off of your own specific kiss preference, and were kissing girls with a different sexual orientation than your own. If I had to kiss a guy, it would probably suck due to it being awkward. I'll have to see some sociological studies on the subject and some statistics obtained through a scientific study before I assume that women are "naturally" more gentle, or men less sensitive. A good deal of gender roles are behaviors that are socialized by what is expected of the person by society, and some take to those roles better than others.

bla bla bla... girls are better kissers get over it.

100pts extra for girls for me (a girl) being right.
-100pts for guys for Slade (a guy) for complaining about Angelina's luscious lips.

If your willing to convert, I might be able to get my people to reassess your point loss.

[Emu]

Dee, I make those kinds of chips everyday for breakfast and they’re AWESOME! I make them a little differently however. Instead of baking them I fry them in a pan with olive oil, salt and pepper until they’re soft. Then I eat them with a couple of over easy eggs. Fantastible!

my dad makes those for breakfast sometimes! except I think he does some combination of frying them then baking them. he makes them with omelettes. deliciousness.

.....

*is homesick for yummy foods*

[Jane Sherwood]

If your willing to convert, I might be able to get my people to reassess your point loss.

Really? And here I was thinking it wasn't a choice.

Nah, I could never switch sides like that. As it stands, it all comes down to aesthetic preferences, and while I have no love for the cock or otherwise...I'm just so in love with Man Pretty...

[Zatoichi]

bla bla bla... girls are better kissers get over it.

Haha, No.
Have you never kissed a girl that just doesn't do anything when kissed? I mean like move her lips, ... anything. I'm not even that good a kisser, but it was just so stale. I hate bad experiences.

Oh, and I'm sorry, I as a guy just do not find Angelina attractive.

+100pts for me being a better kisser than some girls
-200pts to Angelina Jolie

[EwokHunter]

You’ve obviously never had a warm juicy meaty authentic Mexican taco that melts in your mouth. Mmm mmm mmm.

30pts for tacos

I eat tacos... mexican tacos at least 3 times in a week. They aren't like those American Taco Bell stuff, tacos aren't a combination of five kind of meats, they're one of a kind. Like Al Pastor, Cochinita or Asada, only one kind of meat, and one ingredient, maybe onion, lemon or salsa.

[Sailor Abbey]

Haha, No.
Have you never kissed a girl that just doesn't do anything when kissed? I mean like move her lips, ... anything. I'm not even that good a kisser, but it was just so stale. I hate bad experiences.

Yes. And those are called straight girls! I'm telling you guys, bi's and lesbians are way better kissers. Not saying all straight girls suck, just more than bi's and lesbians. I think we should take some sort of poll. Some sort of in person poll. What do you think?

[barend]

because bi girls like girlies too, it gives them better empathy with which to relate to men so they make better lovers. AND they give better advice about picking up women.

nobody knows less about straight girls than striaght girls.

[David-kyo]

I would be afraid that Angelina Jolie's massive lips would engulf my entire face and, with the increase in gravity due to that, gradually consume the entire known universe. They're disgusting. There is indeed a too big, and she crossed that line a while ago.

I second Mr. Slade's opinion here. I would've written basically the same thing earlier, but I was afraid I might be the only one who doesn't find her huge scalpel-fabricated lips attractive. However, I'm backed up by a moderator here, apparently, so there.
This also means that girls yet again failed to perceive what appeals to men (just like that craze when they thought weighing less than 40 pounds would make them look sexier).

So:
-300 points for girls

[Sailor Abbey]

This also means that girls yet again failed to perceive what appeals to men (just like that craze when they thought weighing less than 40 pounds would make them look sexier).

-500pts for Men thinking we care what appeals to them. Get over yourselves.

nobody knows less about straight girls than striaght girls.

200pts for Barend for being hitting the nail on the head.

[David-kyo]

If you don't care what appeals to us, then why the hell were are so many of you desperately trying to get below their birth weights?

-1000 pts for girls for either mazochism or inconsistent logic

This post has been edited by David-kyo: 08 November 2006 - 09:03 AM