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Girls VS Boys the most sexually charged topic yet!

#826 User is offline   barend Icon

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Posted 31 October 2006 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 31 2006, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Poker it is. Ha ha!! I will win, for I have the amazing ability to wear more clothes than is ever necessary! laugh.gif


i'll just be wearing a t-shirt, boxers, trousers, and socks full of aces. cool.gif
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Posted 31 October 2006 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 31 2006, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
[Wondering to self] Are you all speaking of the same things?[/wondering] happy.gif


Speaking of kebabs, before I was comparing, but now yes.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 06:55 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 31 2006, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'll just be wearing a t-shirt, boxers, trousers, and socks full of aces. cool.gif
But that would be cheating. You scamp, you. mellow.gif ... laugh.gif

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Speaking of kebabs, before I was comparing, but now yes.
Just thought I would clarify. I seem to enjoy kebabs.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 07:41 PM

I like mine with no grease.
And as from upwards unfortunately they cannot sharpen.

I have another joke:

They are like jukeboxes, you put your money in which makes a sound, then they start to play any tune you like but limited to what they only know, but after the tune has finished they need to be re-satisfied with even more money.

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:24 PM

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Okay, no. Biiiiiig NO.

NO.

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 03:44 AM

Ex~ac~tac~tly.

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 06:35 AM

Well sometimes you can't just say NO to the truth if you are out there with them. Some people do want to be satisfied but with money first and some people don't, their choice.

Okay last of all just to define and finish off the joke from the other page:
Sausages are similar to pens but edible.
Kebabs are similar to sharpeners except blunt with pencil shavings inside.

Can a school be taken to court for discrimination for allowing the girls to wear "non-collar shirts" with plain comfortable trousers of their choice but expelling the boys for doing so?

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 04:40 PM

Ok, I need to put my foot down, here.

This thread is not about schools' legal issues, sausages, or kebabs. It's about everybody being silly and fabricating absurd justifications about why one gender is better than the other.

Can we please keep it that way? tongue.gif
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 05:13 PM

Foot down? Other than putting feet down as for walking I am unsure what it has to do with here.

I wasn't pointing just at schools, I was referring to the inequalities of the threatments of the girls and boys. An example I saw just happened to be in most schools I see but couldn't the same be said about pay inequalities?

For sausages and kebabs I was trying comare them to genders.
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 07:15 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Nov 3 2006, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok, I need to put my foot down, here.

This thread is not about schools' legal issues, sausages, or kebabs. It's about everybody being silly and fabricating absurd justifications about why one gender is better than the other.

Can we please keep it that way? tongue.gif


So then technically it IS about sausages. ... right?
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 11:53 PM

It's Sausages vs. Tacos. tongue.gif

And as we all know, tacos rule.
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Posted 04 November 2006 - 04:07 AM

Such shameless and untactful talk could only originate from a woman's mouth. How utterly indecent.






And sausages always beat tacos.

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 11:37 AM

DS: To "put your foot down" is an exp​ression (an idiom) that means you are taking a firm and authoritative stance on the issue at hand.
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Posted 04 November 2006 - 12:37 PM

Strong and knowledgeable view over:
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Silly and fabricating absurd justifications about why one gender is better than the other.


I'll try but I can only think of it in the same way like for comparing to jukeboxes.

There are a lot jokeboxes out there. Some people who are rich and don't worry about money which the jukeboxes need are sometimes stuck with them. If they are stuck I think as the jukeboxe(s) get older they are generally under question by the payer. Perhaps the payer might even promote them to cleaning their house with double pay. In the same way of playing the tune but not hearing it.

There is a problem, I know a Covalent bond could fall for a couple.
So would an Ionic bond fall the rich person and jukebox?

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Posted 04 November 2006 - 07:36 PM

Well this post is out of the topic just a little but here it comes anyway:

500 points for football soccer and 500 points for guys

Women can't play american football and guys can. And Men and women can play football soccer.
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