[Kirby]

Flame On!!! then.

Yeah we did kinda deveate alittle back a few pages but now were in full swing and now were in the lead. Go boys.

Misc Reason: Men have the common male bond, while women always compete amongst each other(and us, and the squirls).

[Jane Sherwood]

12. Boys come up with stupid reasons to feel superior.
13. Boys are yucky.
14. Pirates go "Yar har har!" not "Bwa ha ha ha ha!" you moron.

[barend]

12. Boys come up with stupid reasons to feel superior.

at least we actually come up with reasons

13. Boys are yucky.

what's your point?

14. Pirates go "Yar har har!" not "Bwa ha ha ha ha!" you moron


average pirates go 'Yar har har'

evil genius pirates go 'Bwah ha ha ha ha

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Jane... why did you start your points at 12?

[Jane Sherwood]

I've already done eleven other points. And as you can see, I'm no longer taking this the least bit seriously, hence the silly reasons.

[barend]

well, that's fair enough... the important thing is you're here!!!

[Slade]

About the good looks thing, Barend - I make no profession that I am good looking, in fact I don't think highly of my physical appearance at all. I have been told by roughly three people (two women, one gay guy) that I'm attractive, but that doesn't speak for anyone else, and they have only seen pictures, sans my horrendous complextion, awful posture, flabbiness, etc.

Oooh, another reason: There are more male pirates and ninjas than females! Ha!

[Jane Sherwood]

Yeah, well look at Anne Bonny and Mary Read! They had Calico Jack whipped!

[barend]

I have been told by roughly three people (two women, one gay guy) that I'm attractive, but that doesn't speak for anyone else, and they have only seen pictures, sans my horrendous complextion, awful posture, flabbiness, etc.

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see... that's the annoying thing about society. the only people who said anything good about my looks have been gay guys (usually the older ones, but not always), friends girlfriends (who i can only asume said it because they thought i needed a self esteeme boost), and ofcourse girls i've either gone out with or slept with and i don't trust their opinions at all... it's like asking an actor what they think of the director on a DVD extra feature.

i can only assume, therefore that i'm hideous, (unless i choose to embrace homosexuality or something, then apparently everything will be fine, ...well obviously it won't be, cause i'll have to- let's not go there right now)...

getting back to the point, i have female friends who i make the occasional joke in the form of sexual inuendo, we both laugh, all is good. but when ever i make a joke like that to some girls, their like "eiwww" or "yuck" or what ever, when it's sooo rediculously obvious i was joking...

that's not very nice... if some spotty, mishapen, deformity of nature, of a girl made a joke like that to a guy, he would not react with "bleaagh" or "wait till i've had a few more drinks"

there for, guys are better than girls, because we're nicer to them than they are to us. plus we buy them more things than they buy us...

boys =
girls =

[Madam Corvax]

. the only people who said anything good about my looks have been gay guys (usually the older ones, but not always), friends girlfriends (who i can only asume said it because they thought i needed a self esteeme boost), and ofcourse girls i've either gone out with or slept with and i don't trust their opinions at all... it's like asking an actor what they think of the director on a DVD extra feature.

Liar! Nasty, horrible liar! Or else another reason why girls are better than boys - because they have better memory.

Who told you that you have lovely eyelashes! Who was that stupid person! And I don't think I fall into any of the a/m categories.

Shall I tell you what I was once told concerning my looks by a male member of the society? I think I have a reason to feel ugly, not you, because you haven't heard anything negative, and I actually heard a remark like that:
If I had an arse like your face I'd be ashamed to take a crap"

Boys are disgusting, horrible and have no consideration for other people's feeling.

[Slade]

Well, I'd have to agree with that person, Corvax, based on that one picture you've sent in. The bow-and-arrow-head fetish is a rather small crowd... :-D I'm joking of course, didn't really see you at all in that pic. And those are awful things to say to either sex... crikey. Thankfully I only have myself and lack of evidence proving otherwise to tell me I'm unattractive. Though I was frequently called ugly in elementary and middle school by the fucktards which didn't help much until I discovered the secret of fucktardedness. Yes, that word is formulated like that on purpose.

Edit: Barend: does your innuendo involve your brand of macabre humor? Because innuendo about spikes and nuclear warfare probably wouldn't go over well with most people. But the ones that it did go over well with would definately be keepers.

Just because.

This post has been edited by Slade: 24 February 2005 - 02:42 PM

[Madam Corvax]

So, you see, I am unattractive! Slade didn't even see me and he says so!

[Kirby]

How much weight can I realistically lose within three weeks?

Taken from the Q&A thread
Hmmm sounds like your a little self concious

Reason #something: Men have the ability to shrug off rude comment while women cannot and strive to achive that anorexic figure.

[Comfort] He doesn't mean it, we haven't seen any pictures of you face and can only assume what you look like by looking at your avatar. I'm sure your a beautiful lady and if anyone in the real world ever makes a mean remark like that just tell me and I'll fly right on over there to kick the person's ass.[/comfort]

[Madam Corvax]

So I was wrong, some guys do have good memory, congrats Kirby. I have to be more careful with Q&A thread in future.

Anyway, the ability to live throgh mean remarks about appearance does not seem to be typical for women only...

[Chyld]

If we're not being serious anymore, then I'd like to note that women lack the ability to notice the occasions when they're mad. Like what I does.

[Madam Corvax]

No, I do notice when I am mad. Anyone who visits this forum at 3 am instead of dreaming sweetly in bed is raving mad. Come to think of it, almost everyone in this forum is slightly mad, notwithstanding their gender

(I know the proper word is sex, but I just can't stand typing this word in a context like that)