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Spotter Plane Catches Driver Holding Apple Saturday, January 29, 2005

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 06:16 PM

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Spotter plane called in to catch driver holding an apple
By Sally Pook
(Filed: 25/01/2005)


It took a year, 10 court hearings, a police helicopter, a spotter aircraft, a video camera and lots of public money to bring Sarah McCaffery to justice.

Her crime? Holding a Golden Delicious apple as she drove to work.

Miss McCaffery, 23, a nursery nurse, from Hebburn, South Tyneside, was fined £60 yesterday and ordered to pay £100 costs after a policeman saw her with the apple in her right hand as she made a left turn.

The Crown Prosecution Service denied that Northumbria Police had wasted time and money pursuing the case, claiming that it was in the public interest to prosecute Miss McCaffery for not being in control of her Ford Ka.

Miss McCaffery, who lives with her parents, had picked up the apple as she left for work in December 2003.

She put it on the passenger seat but it rolled on to the floor as she stopped at a junction. She picked it up.

"It was only a small apple and I had both hands on the wheel when I turned into the road," she told an earlier hearing. "I was in complete control of my car.

"I have been driving for more than three years and I have not had an accident."

Pc Lee Butler, who has 10 years' experience, told yesterday's hearing at South Tyneside magistrates' court that he had seen Miss McCaffery driving with her right hand by her face. He thought she might be using a mobile phone. When he stopped her he saw she was holding an apple and issued £30 fixed penalty ticket.

Geoffrey Forrester, defending, said the manoeuvre into the junction was carried out "perfectly".

The magistrates heard that when Miss McCaffery had the "temerity" to challenge the prosecution in court, which attracted publicity, the police used their helicopter and a fixed-wing spotter aircraft to film the junction as evidence, while a sergeant and a constable in a patrol car made a video.

Mr Forrester said: "This is all about trying to crush her because she stood up and said, 'This is silly.' The police and the CPS do not like to be told they are silly."

Chris Kay, prosecuting, said the cost of the case, not including the aerial photographs and video, was £425. The helicopter was not sent specifically to film the scene. It had been done in the course of another job and the cost was put at £66.

Ken Buck, the chairman of the bench, told Miss McCaffery: "We accept that there are times when you can drive with one hand but in holding an apple while negotiating a left-hand turn we consider you not to have been in full control."

The police defended the decision to use the aircraft and said they would take action against anyone eating or drinking while driving.

A spokesman said: "As the defendant chose to go to court, we were obliged to gather all appropriate evidence."

Miss McCaffery refused to comment as she left court.

Martin Callanan, the North East MEP, demanded an inquiry to establish whether police funds had been used appropriately.

http://www.telegraph...5/ixportal.html


Keeping with the anti-police theme, I guess...
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Posted 29 January 2005 - 06:49 PM

Oh ye gods! That evil, evil woman! Fancy driving along holding an apple! The sheer terror is indescribable!

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 10:32 PM

*too angry to remark at this point*
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 01:59 AM

C'mon, wasting all of that money to prosecute a woman for holding a fucking apple?! I'd give up on humanity if I hadn't already...
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 04:17 AM

Jeez, and I thought the police in my town was bored.

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 10:12 AM

You mean that happened in England? Oh jesus, I thought it was just the American police being fuckwads again. That makes it even worse... oh, no it doesn't. We're nearly as bad here...

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 02:00 PM

That woman is a menace to society. Clearly she was planning some drive-by apple-throwing.
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 05:12 PM

i suppose if it had been an apple-bong (device for smoking pot made out of an apple) they would have exicuted her...


fuck law. i have no respect for it. the laws aren't there to protect us anymore, they just harvest us for cash fines and their sick little hobbies...

you can't smoke weed at a music festival
you can't eat an apple in your car
you can't attack a burglar in your home, even if he's armed.

sorry... get fucked. over the law...
I call anarchy in on you...

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 06:25 PM

I don't really think that's the moral the prosecutors wanted you to walk away with, barend...
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 06:28 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jan 30 2005, 10:12 PM)
i suppose if it had been an apple-bong (device for smoking pot made out of an apple)...


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Posted 30 January 2005 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 30 2005, 06:25 PM)
I don't really think that's the moral the prosecutors wanted you to walk away with, barend...


they probably didn't want me to walk away with their television set either, but i'm going to knowing that even if they have a gun and i'm armed with a crow bar, they're powerless to do anything...

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Posted 31 January 2005 - 04:56 AM

Go Barend! Go Barend!

Holy crap man! How much did she have to pay? 100 quid or so... And they bloody spent 425 just on the case. That's like smashing the Mona Lisa (granted you own it) on someone head if someone owes you this months rent in a small low cost basement without electricity.
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Posted 31 January 2005 - 04:17 PM

it's more like breaking something that 3 million tax payers paid for, but yeah...
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 08:09 AM

And hell, I drive one handed all the time. I don't hold an apple, I just sit on my left hand.
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