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Altar boy, 89, is still kneeling Saturday, January 22, 2005

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 09:44 AM

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Altar boy, 89, is still kneeling
January 22, 2005

A PENSIONER has received an award from the Pope after learning that he could be the longest-serving altar boy in the world.

Peter Staley, 89, a former silverware craftsman, started serving at St Peter’s Roman Catholic Church, Gloucester, in 1923, when he was 7.

Mr Staley, who celebrated his birthday on Sunday, still serves at the church every day of the week. He has now received an apostolic blessing and a decorated scroll from the Pope for his service.

Mr Staley, who is single and whose brother John, 75, also serves at the church, was awarded a papal medal in 1975, again for long service.

He said that serving kept him going and he did not intend to give it up just yet. “All the years have gone by quite quickly, but I’ve never had a day away from serving. I really enjoy it — I’m from a family of altar boys,” he said.

“My father was an altar boy and so were all five of my brothers at the church here in Gloucester. There’s a lot of kneeling down involved but I can still do that without any problem — it keeps me fit.”

He said he was proud of his blessing from the Pope, adding: “It’s lovely to receive it from the Pope. I’m going to frame the scroll.”

The previous holder of the world record died in 1999. Tommy Kinsella, served at the Church of the Holy Redeemer in Bray, Co Wicklow, for 81 years. But Mr Staley’s recent birthday takes him up to 82 years.A spokesman for The Guinness Book of Records said: “If we receive proof that Mr Staley has served for 82 years he would indeed be a record breaker.”

Mr Staley served in France, Belgium and Germany from 1943 to 1946 during the Second World War, the only time that he has been away from the church

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 12:45 PM

Hmmm...that's a poor choice of words for the headline...
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 03:31 PM

Hey, King Warren, way to get that first hack joke about pedophelia in there! Your creativity might be nil, but at least your quick about being a hack!

Come on guys, let's keep the cliched jokes about a disgusting subject matter coming!

I foresee a 10:1 ratio as far as responses related to child molestation vs. responses that are actually creative or humane about this old fellow.
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 04:18 PM

While I do admire the fact that the guys spent all his life doing this, you're more likely to convert the Pope to Satanism than staunch the flow of paedophile jokes completley. Let it flow...

On another note, what the hell is a "hack"? It seems to be a rather meaningless term to me...
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 04:28 PM

Somone converted the Pope away from satanism! OMG!
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 06:59 PM

QUOTE (DBrennan3333 @ Jan 22 2005, 03:31 PM)
Hey, King Warren, way to get that first hack joke about pedophelia in there!  Your creativity might be nil, but at least your quick about being a hack!

Come on guys, let's keep the cliched jokes about a disgusting subject matter coming! 

I foresee a 10:1 ratio as far as responses related to child molestation vs. responses that are actually creative or humane about this old fellow.


Oh, come on. There are some dandies in this one:
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There’s a lot of kneeling down involved but I can still do that without any problem — it keeps me fit.

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It’s lovely to receive it from the Pope.

But there is nothing funny about these quotes, so no laughing or you're going to hell. It is also to be noted that the guy is 89 years old; he is hardly a child.

This post has been edited by kdogg: 22 January 2005 - 07:04 PM

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:02 PM

alter boy at 89...

what does one have to do to get a promotion around there...


(and leave kingwar33n alone... if the catholic church didn't want so many jokes made about them... then they should have used some of that aquired wealth they got exploiting the common man in the dark ages, and used it buy candy to bribe the kids to keep quite... cheap bastards).
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:21 AM

Yeah, that's a fairly venemous statement coming from someone who just showed up out of nowhere.

Personally, I won't use pedophilia jokes because frankly they don't work. You're not a child if you're 89. I like your take on it, Barend.
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 08:58 AM

QUOTE (DBrennan3333 @ Jan 22 2005, 03:31 PM)
Hey, King Warren, way to get that first hack joke about pedophelia in there!  Your creativity might be nil, but at least your quick about being a hack!

Come on guys, let's keep the cliched jokes about a disgusting subject matter coming! 

I foresee a 10:1 ratio as far as responses related to child molestation vs. responses that are actually creative or humane about this old fellow.


Wow, 4 posts and already you've become annoyed with the forums. It's a new Chefelf.com Night Life record!

What you're failing to recognize is that it IS a poor choice of words for the headline.

I just think it's creepy that there's an 89 year old altar "boy". It's like an 89 year old bat boy. Someone needs to tell him, "It's time to move on, Gramps." But, you know, in a nicer way.

Aren't there other things he could do in a church that wouldn't be so demeaning to himself?
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 11:49 AM

I suppose people would get suspicious if a women that was about 30 said "Yeah, I got a date with that dishy Alterboy"
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:28 PM

Yeah, since "Alterboy" is very different from altar boy... Makes him sound like a polymorphic superhero.
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 05:15 PM

maybe alterman?
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 05:30 PM

How about Alderman? He could be a municipal legislative superhero.
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 01:10 PM

"Quick, to the Alderfax! We've got sixty angry legal rebuttals to send out to our local justices and townspeople and if we don't get them all out in the next three minutes, the entire universe will collapse in on itself!"

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