[Hannibal]

Heres a bunch of completely random and pointless pic posts from Star Wars Episode III

http://img72.exs.cx/...arkside26ph.jpg

http://img.photobuck...1cm/memnon4.jpg

http://img.photobuck...1cm/memnon2.jpg

http://img106.exs.cx...eanakina1ei.jpg

http://img.photobuck.../ROTSeta2-5.jpg

http://www.padawansg...om/gifs2/bk.jpg

http://img.photobuck...lpatimebomb.jpg

** NOTE: Sorry, the images were too huge... left the URLs. Feel free to post them with IMG tags if you can shrink them down to 500 width. **

This post has been edited by Chefelf: 25 January 2005 - 09:08 PM

[Hannibal]

Hannibal you're such an asshole, here you go again posting pics of absolutely no remote relevance to anything.

What the hell is this supposed to mean?

We will not stand for these idiotic posts anymore!

I threaten to ban you forever for this!

[Despondent]

I'm sorry nobody repied within the 16 minutes. I did click "view this post."

But I'll nominate this for the "least-hated-Hannibal-post" category the next time we meet. Promise.

[J m HofMarN]

Wow Hannibal those are great pictures of a horrible movie. However might I point out that for the rest of us posts like these are the norm, whereas for you when you make a relevant post its reason for everyone else to marvel and for you to make self engraciating and sarcastic comments. Howabout you just start making more posts like this and then maybe we won't complain about your other stuff being random.

Now for the pics:

Ok the first one they went a bit overboard making Palpatine look like he's melting. I can imagine that he was able to hide that but what about his teeth? They're the color of a banana peel? How do you hide that? And, if Sulleness were measured by tiny organisms in his blood I think Anakin would have more of them than anyone. Has Palpatine forced Anakin to paint his teeth white so he can fool the senate? Why would Anakin do this for a complete stranger? Or maybe Palpatine just turns into cap'n ugly all in one swift go, like he overthrows the republic and then decides to go on the galaxy's largest candy binge.

The second picture seems to do worse things for Anakin and Amidala's relationship than even the love scenes in EP2. She's looking at him like he's a creepy phsycho and he's looking at her like he thinks he's a murderous Stewart Townsend.

Next is the big cast pic. Here we see two people who have some business being in a starwars movie (vader and dooku) and two people who look like George Lucas' feces. Really now Palpatine's face is a MASK. OK? It's a mask? Every time I look at it I know its a mask. It does not look old or creepy or whorey. It looks like its a guy wearing a rubber haloween mask! And Grievous needs no comments.

And the good guys? Argh thats even worse. Obi Wan looks like a tool. He does! He looks like my father did in the eighties! He looks like a normal guy with no hint of interest to him. He dosn't look at all like any of the other Jedi knights. That Jedi robe looks like a damn bathrobe on him. And does anyone else think Yoda looks incredibly stupid? And there's a wookie. Great, a wookie. After being ignored for two movies they happen to pop in to say "hi, we're wookies." But really the worst of it is Obi Wan, that's a crime. Of course they cant be forgiven for trying to make Yoda look cool and threatening either. I'm sorry but the guy is two feet tall noone is going to fear him no matter how fast he can jump around.

The final picture of Palpatine with his pearly whites just completes the nonsensicality of it all. How does he go from that to the yellow tooth white faced fellow we see above?

[Chefelf]

What's up with this pic? Note the blue hand for where his CGI hand is goign to be.

[Hannibal]

This pic is from a cut scene in which Charleton Heston fights off Darth Sideous and his evil vampire henchmen. It was decided that it didn't quite fit in with the rest of the plot, because it added an entire subplot of a plague, a girl with an afro and way too much of Heston talking to himself. However, some scenes of this subplot still remain, such as the shot where Heston has filled some sith-plague victims full of holes and they fall and land on a cardboard box.

[Despondent]

ok, clicking view this post kinda killed the spirit. no hard feelings.


J m, Chefelf: you guys really had me rolling there

[not this crude matter]

Obi wan looks the best in this movies out of all of them combined. And in this one he looks the closet to alec guiness. Anyway yeah I think Palpatine changes all at one time. During the Mace confrontation I think. Teeth can change to ya know.

[not this crude matter]

Also be careful hannibal. If someone from sw.com see's their hyperspace pics on here lucasfilm will be breathing down chefelfs neck.

[barend]

Hannibal you're such an asshole, here you go again posting pics of absolutely no remote relevance to anything.

What the hell is this supposed to mean?

We will not stand for these idiotic posts anymore!

I threaten to ban you forever for this!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

considering that most people are used to you posting an article about the parrallels between budism and spredible butter, with a pitcure of clown with a machine gun ridin a lawnmower or something...

i think you're just being silly now...
but less silly then the things that led to the remarks you are mimiking...

[Hannibal]

http://jedi.mythicde...deiii/obi/4.jpg

http://jedi.mythicde...ii/anakin/8.jpg

http://jedi.mythicde...iii/padme/1.jpg

http://jedi.mythicde...s/hertpre/8.jpg

YODA THE MUSLIM:
http://www.moviesonl...cs//SWIII05.jpg

http://www.moviesonl...cs//SWIII06.jpg

http://www.moviesonl...cs//SWIII15.jpg

http://www.cinemaemc...episode3_26.jpg

http://www.cinemaemc...episode3_06.jpg

This post has been edited by Chefelf: 26 January 2005 - 09:04 AM

[Madam Corvax]

Silly me. After some prolonged absence I dared venture into SW forum, thinking the place returned to it's normal self.
But that remark is completely on the side. So, since I am already here...

OK, the picutres.

1. OB-wan. He actually reminds me of a male college teacher. He only lacks thick-rimmed glasses and a shoulder bag.
2. Now, Anaking in a new hairdo. Oh well, Padme, if you go for the N-Sync boysband type, then gustibus non disputantum
3. BUt since you already made your choice, then there is no point in crying over spilt milk, is there... You had your eyes open all the time
4. Oh, so that's the guy who starred in NYPD, right?

The next three picture I won't comment, look like spoofs to me.

picture No 8, see point 1

And the last one... let me guess... new type of Transformers?

[DBrennan3333]

ChefElf, good catch to spot the blue glove on Anakin's hand in that photo from the first post.

As for the rest of you pessimists....I read that online treatment of the story and it is AWESOME! Granted, Old George Lucas (no relation to Young George Lucas) is determined to screw things up, but even if he's on top of his game, it should still be cool.

[Chefelf]

Also be careful hannibal. If someone from sw.com see's their hyperspace pics on here lucasfilm will be breathing down chefelfs neck.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Pfft. I'm not hosting the pics. They'd talk to those other sites before they'd bother me.

I claim no responsibility for the pics others post.

[Chiefelf]

ight chefelf.


ewan looks so much like alec guiness its scary.