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Dead woman returns home to vote Tuesday, January 18, 2005

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 01:54 PM

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A Romanian family who believed they buried their daughter two years ago were shocked when she came home to vote.

The family from Pildesti, Neamt county, addressed local police when their 22-year-old daughter didn't return home in July 2003.

After a few days of investigation police found a dead body on a river bank and identified her as the missing girl.

Even her father, brother and some neighbours confirmed it was her and they had nothing else to do than take care of her funeral.

One of the relatives told Ziarul daily: "The deceased girl looked very much the same like the missing one: same height, same brown hair, even the haircut was the same and she wore similar clothes. We thought we buried our relative".

But after almost two years from the funeral the dead girl came back home by taxi.

She told her family she went to visit a friend in a remote town and found a job there.

She said she decided to return because she wanted to cast her vote in a poll regarding the revision of the Constitution.

Because she is officially dead the now 24-year-old girl has to wait for a court decision which will confirm she is alive while police are trying to find the real identity of the dead woman.

http://www.ananova.c...sm_1249959.html


Don't you hate it when you have to wait for a court decision that will confirm that you are alive?

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:28 AM

Can you be indicted for anything you do while you were officialy dead? Or is there some... legal thing that states 'anything you've done while we were determining your being alive can and and will be held against you'.. or something like that?
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:31 AM

Yeah, tell me about it...

Dunno, they'd probably still charge you, because it was a clerical error or your parents thought someone else was you or whatever.
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 10:54 AM

QUOTE (Laura @ Jan 18 2005, 01:54 PM)
Don't you hate it when you have to wait for a court decision that will confirm that you are alive?


Don't you hate it when your lousy daughter just traipses back into town after two years and cavalierly mentions, "Oh, I went to visit some friends out of town and set up a new life there? Sorry for having you all think I've been dead for the past two years, just exercising my right to vote. Ciao."
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 10:58 AM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Jan 19 2005, 10:54 AM)
Don't you hate it when your lousy daughter just traipses back into town after two years and cavalierly mentions, "Oh, I went to visit some friends out of town and set up a new life there?  Sorry for having you all think I've been dead for the past two years, just exercising my right to vote.  Ciao."



Yeah, that was a little odd, too. Like, she couldn't pick up a phone?
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 08:32 PM

I'll have you know that dialing a phone is a bitch when rigormortus kicks in.
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 08:50 PM

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Do they even have telephones in Romania?

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Posted 20 January 2005 - 04:02 AM

Chyld, please tell me you're kidding...
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 08:20 PM

I'm very ignorant, do excuse me. Just that I suffer from a British strain of Average-American Syndrome: I barely know what's happening outside my own country, much less Romania.
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 11:13 PM

She really gave up an opportunity. I mean, everyone thought she was dead. Do you have any idea how much trouble some people go through to fake their own deaths?

Well I don't. But I would imagine that you could get away with a lot if everyone thought you were dead. And that would be quite fun.
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Posted 21 January 2005 - 08:56 AM

romania...


buried....


back from the dead...



SHE'S A VAMPIRE!!! RUN! GET OUT OF THERE!!! PUT A STAKE THROUGH THE BITCHES HEART BEFORE SHE TURNS YE ALL INTO HER UNDEAD MINIONS!!!

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 02:22 AM

Did you see that vampire hunting kit they found the other day? Had a stake, pistol that shot silver bullets with crosses on them and a vial of holy water.
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 06:53 PM

holy water is such a scam...
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:25 AM

Where did the silver bullets for vampires come from? I never heard of that until Blade. Personally, I think it's a modern thing designed to give an excuse to have gun battles versus vampires.
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:31 AM

Comes from an almagamtion of the werewolf mythos.

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