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Happy Birthday Barend!

#1 Madam Corvax

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:25 AM

As far as I know Barend's birthday started twenty-five minutes ago, Barend time..
And I know he is out somewhere lurking and checking if we remember.

Well, I do.

For the oil-wrestling, almost-nude pictures and making tea in your great spoof

Don't you dare stop doing them!

Happy birthday, Bender...eeee Barend!

You are great!!!! (Even for your all trademark spelling mistakes, aka Barendisms)

Yours Trooly

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:34 AM

'Appy B-day Barend!

I'd sing for you did my throat not ache from diseases and flies... And your lack of presence in my surroundings.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:38 AM

I propose we prepare Cakez to celebrate such a noble passing. Happy Birthday, laddie.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:40 AM

I think it may be another 20 minutes. Not sure if you're two or three hours ahead of me. So if it's not here yet, take it when the time comes.

Happy Birthday to our favourite politically incorrect TV presenter, and you one day reach the metallic status of Bender that you so hope for

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:51 AM

As far as I remember, Sublime time is TWO hours behind Barend time. And one hour behind Movie goer time, which is confirmed by my handy table with time zones. It says that "Perth" is plus seven hours from Corvax time, "Korea" plus eigth hours and ""Sydney" plus nine hours. But I might have got muddled by one hour because of summer and winter time change...

Anyway, Happy Birthday again, with Cakez and everything!

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 09:38 AM

MOnkey boy, Ring dude, robot. Self-pronounced source of Evil and popular denizen. Louis and I BOTH wish you the best, and hope your birthday is filled with decadence, mirth and wallowing in your astral significance. Keep it in your heart.

ps, Jar-jar has a special message for you at starwars.com

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 09:43 AM

The problem is that the Eastern States use Daylight savings, whereas we don't. So half the year we're two hours behind, and half the year we are three. I can never remember what it currently is. But now it is definatly your birthday, so I wish you all the drunkeness you can take.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 09:56 AM

Mwah-mwah -- happy birthday smooches to you, my favoritest Photoshop wizard!

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 12:23 PM

Yeah! Go Barend!

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:12 AM

Happy birthday Barend! Hey, you're my age! Yikes, the big 30 is approaching.

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:13 AM

Happy birthday barend! May all your Life Day wishes come true!

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:16 AM

I'd suppose your birthday is rather like the opposite of Christmas, seeing as you're evil and all. Therefore you owe us all presents. Congrats anyhow!

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:17 AM

happy birthday! Never stop rocking!

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:48 AM

cheers dudes and dudettes, chumps and chumpettes...

the last year of my roaring twenties...
but i woke up to champagne and sushi, so i'm in quite a good mood about it...

hmmm nearly 30
i suppose i'd better do something with my life...
like learn to spell.

thankyou all for remembering!!!

happy barend day to you all...
for any interested...

see you at the belgian beer cafe in Cameray at 7pm.

cheers again folks...
i'll come back to thank latecommers..