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Cricket bat- hit the zombies for six
Your favored method of zombie beatdown. GET BACK YOU SCUM! SMACK! SMACK!
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 01:45 PM
I'd definately want a scythe designed for reaping people instead of crops. I loves me polearms. Oh, as a note, a Halbard is a type of polearm, a spear is different because you only throw/thrust it, polearms get a good slash/hack in too.
Although a crowbar would work wonders...
Although a crowbar would work wonders...
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 02:00 PM
I'd love my own scythe, help make a cool Death costume for Hallowe'en. But there's only two proper pole-scythes on eBay. Good thing is, they're both on £1...
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 08:11 AM
Golf Clubs are designed to hit little things though. Unless you're planning on hitting the zombies in the nuts, it's not going to do you much good.
From the given list I would rate the top three as:
1. Metal Baseball Bat
2. Shovel
3. Cricket Bat
From the given list I would rate the top three as:
1. Metal Baseball Bat
2. Shovel
3. Cricket Bat
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 11:46 AM
Of course, but it's much easier to break than a metal one.
My dad threw away some golf clubs once, so I took the oppritunity to beat down some trees with them. Turns out if you don't hit the target with the head of the club, it gets ripped off by it's own weight.
Why hasn't anyone voted for the fire poker yet?
My dad threw away some golf clubs once, so I took the oppritunity to beat down some trees with them. Turns out if you don't hit the target with the head of the club, it gets ripped off by it's own weight.
Why hasn't anyone voted for the fire poker yet?
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 02:53 AM
It's just a metal version of a pointy stick.
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 10:47 AM
Fire poker is more of a peirceing weapon, which we should all know is not for fighting undead.
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Posted 20 January 2005 - 12:11 PM
That is, unless you're keen on poking them in the eye or making zombie head-kebab.
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Posted 21 January 2005 - 05:40 AM
if the wooden baseball bat did break, you've got a sharper, yeat still blunt weapon to whack zombies with... so whats your problem? i suggest, my kickboxing trophy, its huge. AND while your thuggin' them with it, they can admire the trophy for all its shiny-ness, distracting them... AH, I've done it again... 
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Posted 21 January 2005 - 08:40 AM
sledehammer...
sock full of quarters...
pillowcase full of doorknobs...
hockey stick... (pointless, but if you had only the right side of your shirt tucked in, you'd look pretty cool)
milk crate...
snow shovel...
that bass guitar shaped like an axe that gene simmons (KISS) had...
a can of zombie repelant... or at least some zombie surface spray, a scatter gun, a bucket of nails and bolts, and a deck-chair.
sock full of quarters...
pillowcase full of doorknobs...
hockey stick... (pointless, but if you had only the right side of your shirt tucked in, you'd look pretty cool)
milk crate...
snow shovel...
that bass guitar shaped like an axe that gene simmons (KISS) had...
a can of zombie repelant... or at least some zombie surface spray, a scatter gun, a bucket of nails and bolts, and a deck-chair.
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 02:31 PM
...Cheese grater?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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