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Your favored method of zombie beatdown. GET BACK YOU SCUM! SMACK! SMACK!

#1 floppydisk

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 03:16 PM

I like zombies. And I like comedies. So what could be better than Shaun of the Dead? That's right. It rocked.
So I thought. And I remembered a conversation I had with a teacher about which golf clup we would use for a beatdown. So I figured I would ask other people what they would use for the zombie apocylipse. I still can't spell.

Only blunt weapons should be voted on, because otherwise chainsaw and machette would rule the vote.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 03:31 PM

Even though one of my secondary means of ass-kicking is beating people with a shovel, after watching Shaun of the Dead (several dozen times), I'm going to have to go with the cricket bat. God only knows how I could get my hands on one in this country, though...

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 03:51 PM

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God only knows how I could get my hands on one in this country, though...

Yeah I know. Didn't that movie rock?

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:01 PM

Holy 2-by-4 of Antioch, or failing that, a 2-by-4 with some nails sticking out. Hell, just an average 2-by-4 will do, i'm not fussy. Hegde trimmer, arm mounted chainsaw, katana sword, claymore, whatever's to hand.

Although if any zombies come near my flat I breaking great granddaddy's elephant gun out of retirement! But that's not really in the spirit of a beatdown is it.

Oh and to answer your question Jane, go to your nearest British consulate. They're bound to have one.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:06 PM

Why would there be a British consulate in the middle of Louisiana?

Maybe I could just order one online...

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 08:04 PM

I vote for Piranha.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:41 PM

I chose the wooden base ball bat, you just don't get the satisfiying crack you get from a metal one. But if I could I would also like to have some brass knuckles just in case.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 04:36 AM

Cricket bat all the way babes! Nothing pleases this Icelandic lad like smashing heads with a cricket bat.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 05:29 AM

after playing VAMPIRE: the Masquerade...

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 05:41 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Jan 18 2005, 12:06 AM)

Why would there be a British consulate in the middle of Louisiana?

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There's supposed to be British consulates everywhere, in case a plucky Brit finds themselves lost in a foreign land and in dire need of a cup of tea. That what they told us in school anyway.

- I suspect I may have been lied to, this shakes the foundations of my childhood innocence.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 07:30 AM

From the given choice, I would go with the metal baseball bat. Much more sturdy then the wooden variety, and easier to swing then a cricket bat(which I should also add tend to break). But if we were to allow bladed weapons, I wouldn't mind a halbered. That way I could remove the heads before they got near me.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 07:47 AM

Whachu talkin' 'bout Sime? You always take the Katana and the big hammer if you pass on the cricket bat, otherwise you'll die thanks to horror movie rules.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:03 AM

I went with the leg of the human variety.

but I think I'd prefer a dai-katana any day, or as Sime pointed out an Halberd/Spear/Pole Arm ... just for the whole "get back get fookin back!!!"

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