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Q & A Session A game for the bored.

#1861 Slade

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 03:53 PM

I think you need to find a woman, mate...

So I just need to fuck up a matter transporter?

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#1862 Mnesymone

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:09 PM

No, cause then you'll turn yourself into a flyheaded man, rather than conjoin a chicken and a TV.

Why not simply put on a show about chickens, wait until the chicken gets pissed off at the chicken in the TV and charges through the screen and becomes enmeshed in the mechanism.

Why do you want to conjoin a chicken and TV?

#1863 Slade

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:17 PM

I want to one-up Jay from Flem comics.

Does it really matter?

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#1864 Mnesymone

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:18 PM

No.

Does anything?

#1865 Slade

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:20 PM

Depends on whether I'm stearing toward the nihilistic and pessimistic side of existentialism at the time that question is asked.

Can soneone else answer so I'm not stuck here for an hour going back and forth?

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#1866 Chyld

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:38 PM

Yes.

Extra livers: waste of space, or handy for alchoholics?

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#1867 Laughlyn

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:52 PM

At this board's rate, Our only hope of reaching 40.

I'm all dressed up, ut can't think of anywhere to go. Any suggestions?

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#1868 Mnesymone

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 05:57 PM

Depends what you are dressed up as.

Livers? What about extra hearts?

#1869 Laughlyn

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 07:35 PM

Nah, that'd just give women an excuse to break them more often.

Spare kidneys anyone?

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 07:42 PM

please.

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#1871 Slade

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 08:33 PM

Does anyone else have a very strong aversion to stupid people who don't realize that they are stupid?

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#1872 Emu

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 08:49 PM

Yes, coz they're stupid.

But why are there so many of them?

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#1873 Slade

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 09:02 PM

It is my destiny to free their souls from their mortal prisons, as slowly as possible.

Am I crazy or just insane?

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#1874 Reader

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 02:36 AM

you're just slightly insane, which i guess makes you 'inane'.

who's on first?

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 03:51 AM

I've no idea, because there is only so meny times you can think up a wise thing to say to answer that!

Why is it always women who have to do housework?