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But if you were to notice it and not read it, you wouldn't notice that it's not worth noticing.
Where's a brick wall when you need one?
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#256
SimeSublime 
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 09:34 AM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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#257
Chyld
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 10:04 AM
I've got one outside, want to borrow?
How many cans of Virgin Coke does it take to change a tampon?
How many cans of Virgin Coke does it take to change a tampon?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#258
SimeSublime
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 10:16 AM
Eleven. One to change the tampon, and ten to open up and give the impression of an audience applauding the feat.
What made you come up with such a question as that last one?
What made you come up with such a question as that last one?
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#260
Chyld
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 12:49 PM
Simple boredom, and lots of Virgin cola. Oh, to Sime's question? Dunno, the phear?
How many tampons does it take to open a can of Virgin Coke then?
How many tampons does it take to open a can of Virgin Coke then?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#261
Dr Lecter
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 12:57 PM
Three, one to open the can, one to absorb, and one to get angry throw the can across the room.
Who knows why virgin is named virgin?
Who knows why virgin is named virgin?
#262
barend
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:11 PM
because they originate from virginia.
who do i have to screw to get a coffee around here?
who do i have to screw to get a coffee around here?
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#263
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:20 PM
I'd figure all you'd have to do is ask (for the coffee, not the sex, that is).
Lemon curry?
Lemon curry?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#264
Reader
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:02 AM
Lucky guess.
Is bi-sexuality a fallacy?
Is bi-sexuality a fallacy?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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SimeSublime
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:22 AM
Of course not.
Why go for the jugular when you can light them on fire?
Why go for the jugular when you can light them on fire?
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#266
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 01:12 AM
Because you can't get the fun pretty blood spurts if you set them on fire!
Why not do both, blood spurts, then pretty fire?
Why not do both, blood spurts, then pretty fire?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#267
Reader
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 03:33 AM
*EDIT: sorry. carry on like this was never here*
This post has been edited by Reader: 24 January 2005 - 03:36 AM
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
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Madam Corvax
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 03:45 AM
Because the blood stains from the lovely blood spurts are bloody difficult to come out.
Why does the week have seven days?
Why does the week have seven days?
#269
Reader
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 03:51 AM
Only it does in your mind.
What is the true and ultimate brand?
What is the true and ultimate brand?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
#270
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 05:58 AM
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why are there no plastic cups nect to the water cooler?
why are there no plastic cups nect to the water cooler?