Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#6872
Posted 03 April 2007 - 07:01 PM
The perfect pickupline:
"Your teeth are like sheep, freshly washed and newly shorn. And not one of them is missing."
Song of Solomon 4:2
Won't anyone ever try to pick me up with that line?
#6873
Posted 03 April 2007 - 08:37 PM
although i prefer the one about "you're breasts are like ripe melons" or something.... smooth.
why can't we use that shit anymore? huh? (i mean wihtout getting slapped)
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#6875
Posted 04 April 2007 - 11:47 AM
although i prefer the one about "you're breasts are like ripe melons" or something.... smooth.
why can't we use that shit anymore? huh? (i mean wihtout getting slapped)
Because we live in a slightly less patriarchal society where women are treated more like human beings than property. And they like to make it difficult for us.
#6877
Posted 04 April 2007 - 07:43 PM
Cxu mia instruisto portas sekajn shuojn?
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 04 April 2007 - 07:43 PM
#6879
Posted 04 April 2007 - 08:58 PM
Can you hear me now?
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 04 April 2007 - 08:59 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6881
Posted 04 April 2007 - 10:38 PM
Aren't you sorry you don't understand it now?
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 04 April 2007 - 10:39 PM
#6882
Posted 05 April 2007 - 01:07 AM
Oh...oh, yes, absolutely.
Ow ow ow! Owwwww! Is Nair supposed to burn like this?!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6883
Posted 05 April 2007 - 01:33 AM
Don't you recall my article about it?
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#6884
Posted 05 April 2007 - 03:56 AM
Could the sun and Nair be working together in an evil plot to scorch the pale, delicate flesh of the innocent (or hairy and melanin-deprived, in some cases)?
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6885
Posted 05 April 2007 - 06:53 AM
why can't we use that shit anymore? huh? (i mean wihtout getting slapped)
you can, just gotta find the right woman who likes to hear it. someone kinky i would presume.