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Posted 20 April 2006 - 07:02 AM

Nah, it looks hot.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:35 AM

I don't know. I'll have to take a closer look...

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:43 AM

Money is.

What's the one thing money can't buy?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 10:03 AM

The Beatles say it's love, but I'd say the Earth's core.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 10:25 AM

[Bad Translation]Untill the end of... TIME![/Bad Translation]


Dude, where's my car?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 12:36 PM

Behind a bad teen comedy, of course.

Damnit, who hid the jewelry chain?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 05:11 PM

It wasn't me. Ask God.

How much garlic is it customary to put in potato pancakes?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 05:34 PM

i don't know, i'll have to ask the 75 year old russian porn star who's mixing the batter of me.

is that hygenic?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 05:39 PM

Probably not.

What's special about goldfish?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 05:39 PM

Their more expensive than diamondfish.

Do I need to upgrade, or will last years model do?

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:07 PM

if anything, you want the model of the year before!


narf?
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:53 PM

Mrfplgk.

How many apples does Sally have?
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Posted 21 April 2006 - 03:40 AM

I'm sorry, I can't put any innuendo in this answer apart from "Two. tongue.gif" I'm very sorry.

A man rolls 2D6, and his giant falls over. Why?
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Posted 22 April 2006 - 01:59 AM

His giant sucks ass.

A man rolls a 2D6 again, then he falls over, why?
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Posted 22 April 2006 - 07:47 AM

Because they were enourmous stone d6s and one of them hit him in the head.

Why must electricity be so incomprehensible?
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