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Cat and the guys.
Will they return?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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#647
Jane Sherwood 
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 11:34 AM
They will return to haunt you. Do you hear me? They will return! Bwahahahahahaha-(*hack, choke, clears throat*)...ha.
Dare I ask what's in it?
Dare I ask what's in it?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#648
Chyld
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 02:52 PM
Dunno, I fear its still alive though.
Caramel fingers, or human ones coated in chocolate?
Caramel fingers, or human ones coated in chocolate?
This post has been edited by Chyld: 23 February 2005 - 10:32 PM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#649
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 04:42 PM
I'll go with the first one. Cannibalism isn't my thing...
"Have you kids ever heard a grown man scream? Santa's gonna whimper like a whipped pup."
"Have you kids ever heard a grown man scream? Santa's gonna whimper like a whipped pup."
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#650
Chyld
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 04:53 PM
I feel this has to be answered by a question: Jane, have you ever hunted for a hockey mask on eBay?
And for everyone else: How does one fry a Mars bar, save literally dunking it in a deep fat fryer?
And for everyone else: How does one fry a Mars bar, save literally dunking it in a deep fat fryer?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#651
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 05:00 PM
No, I'd rather have a clawed glove.
Try using a frying pan. I can't guarantee satisfactory results, though...
What's the fastest way to a man's heart (besides sawing his ribcage open)?
Try using a frying pan. I can't guarantee satisfactory results, though...
What's the fastest way to a man's heart (besides sawing his ribcage open)?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#652
Chyld
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 06:09 PM
You could just try prying it open with a machette, or dynamite, I don't know. You're the Psycho Knife Lady here!
How long before the mouldy coffee cup in my room gains sentience?
How long before the mouldy coffee cup in my room gains sentience?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#653
barend
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 08:05 PM
it takes two years for mold grown on yoghurt i found out.
why won't jennifer connelly marry me?
why won't jennifer connelly marry me?
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#654
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 08:37 PM
Maybe those nude photos you keep sending her seem a bit pushy...
Why don't you try getting past that restraining order and see how it goes from there?
Why don't you try getting past that restraining order and see how it goes from there?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 09:10 PM
Well, that never worked for me and my former wife... oh yeah, that's a secret.
Is it wrong that I dream about sleeping in my bass drum?
Is it wrong that I dream about sleeping in my bass drum?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#656
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 09:21 PM
As long as you're not dreaming about sleeping with your bass drum...
Where is the cow hidden right now?
Where is the cow hidden right now?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 09:38 PM
Dunno, unless the cow is a beanbag teddy bear. In such a case, he's in my bass drum.
Did Sonic the Hedgehog invent the whole anthromorphic thing, or am I being naive again?
Did Sonic the Hedgehog invent the whole anthromorphic thing, or am I being naive again?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#658
looktothesky
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 10:02 PM
You're just being naive.
Why do you guys have your romance sessions on THIS thread, but not on your own seven word story thread?
Why do you guys have your romance sessions on THIS thread, but not on your own seven word story thread?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
#659
Chyld
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Posted 23 February 2005 - 10:36 PM
Seven Words is more of a fictional masterpiece, this... isn't.
Romance? When the main female protagonist of this thread is this forum's romance-loathing knife-wielding looney?
Romance? When the main female protagonist of this thread is this forum's romance-loathing knife-wielding looney?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#660
Icey
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Posted 24 February 2005 - 03:36 AM
Because I don't know how to take rejection, plus I have a serious Femme Fatale fetish, that added with being an adrenaline junkey makes hunting Janey ideal for me.
Should I try to overcome my internet addiction or stop letting life get in way of my forum posting?
Should I try to overcome my internet addiction or stop letting life get in way of my forum posting?