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#586 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 08:01 PM

Drunk, but it tastes horrible and makes your teeth feel like rubber.

(And to Madam Corvax: Yes, yes I am. And you are correct, because yes, we would.

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Does anyone have a time machine I could borrow? I'd only need it for a few hours...

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#587 Emu

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 08:46 PM

I'd lend you mine, but the last person I lent it to returned it before he actually borrowed it, which created a paradox that caused it to cease to exist.

Where can you get one of those electric pokey things these days?

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#588 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 08:48 PM

That depends on what you mean by "electric pokey things."

Do you mean cattle prod, or tazer?

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#589 Reader

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 09:11 PM

Why not tape them both together - a tazer with an extra kick!

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#590 barend

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 10:07 PM

yes, with a tazer prod!!!

how cool is EMU?!!

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#591 SimeSublime

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 10:22 PM

Extremely cool to the max. Assuming of course that she knows its pronouced "Eem-you", not "Ee-moo", like Homer says it.

What the hell is an "Ee-moo" farm anyway?

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#592 Icey

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 04:18 AM

A horrible horrible place where the souls of the lost are gathered.

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#593 Chyld

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 06:59 AM

You know what they say about old, white-bearded wizard these days...

What quantity of falling snow does it take to knock a pidgeon out of flight?

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#594 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 09:13 AM

I would guess one tightly-packed, fist-sized snowball. Don't be cruel to the pidgeons, Chyld, or they'll come for you in your sleep. And no one will ever see you again.

Are we there yet? If not, when will we get there, and if so, where the hell is "there" anyway?

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 21 February 2005 - 09:15 AM

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#595 Emu

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 09:39 AM

edit: oops, posted at the same time as Jane...

edit again: oops, edited the same time as Icey....

carry on, then.

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#596 Icey

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 09:40 AM

No, soon, over there!

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#597 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 11:40 AM

I saw it, and no, I didn't wet myself from joy, but some of the magic may have been ruined by my parents coming into the room every time they brought up "the growth."

Can we stop for ice cream?

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#598 Icey

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:08 PM

Yes, but only if I get a hug.

Will she do it?

#599 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:23 PM

No, she won't.

What's Mona Lisa smiling about?

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