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Lap Pillow Hits Japanese Stores Wednesday, November 15, 2004

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 07:25 PM

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Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men
Thursday, 16 December , 2004, 04:48

Tokyo: Single or lonely Japanese men may get lucky this Christmas.

One popular item for holiday shoppers is the "lap pillow", with skin-coloured polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs - a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television.

The 9,429 yen ($90) pillow, which comes with one red and one black skirt, went on sale in late November and maker Trane Co Ltd says shipments have reached 3,000 in just a few weeks.

"We created this item to help tired people relax," said Makoto Igarashi, Trane's managing director.

Care was taken with details such as the softness of the thighs, panty lines on the pillow's "backside" and wrinkles in the lap of the skirt so as to make the pillow look and feel as real as possible.

"We thought our main customers would be men in their 20s, but even men in their 60s are buying it," Igarashi said.

At stores, lap pillows gather crowds where people poke and pry at the foam legs.

"I think this may be good for single men, but it could cause trouble for someone who is married," said Shingo Shibata, a 27-year-old company employee browsing at a toy store which sells the pillow.

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You may think this product sounds friendly and wholesome, but take a close look at the image.



The skirts are red and black! The colors of anger and death! What are the sick people at Trane Co Ltd thinking?
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 07:48 PM

Trust the Japanese...
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Posted 16 December 2004 - 12:23 AM

between this and the korean 'buy-me-shit' cell phone girlfriend...

what's goin on with hetrosexual asian men...

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"I think this may be good for single men, but it could cause trouble for someone who is married," said Shingo Shibata, a 27-year-old company employee browsing at a toy store which sells the pillow.


Q1: why is a 27 year old in a toy-store?
Q2: who browses for pillows in a toy store?
Q3: why are adult pilliows with panty lines in a toy store?
Q4: oh, is it one of those toy stores...?

i like the two models... red and black...

do they make them for women? if so, what would be the two models there...?
'hairy legged husband' and 'nervouse teenager with errection'

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 01:07 AM

I agree with Chyld, we should trust the Japanese. They're like the elves, they can make better swords, they wear nifty clothes, they behave better and they can make pillows that feel like a woman's lap.

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 03:27 AM

Ewwwwwwwwww.....
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Posted 16 December 2004 - 03:48 AM

There also very open about all sorts of perverted sexual peraphenalia. You can buy used womens underwear in newspaper dispening boxes. My sister lived there for 1 year. You can get sex anywhere any time almost. If you're a 12 year old kid just buy any comic book, it will have some sex in it.
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 05:05 PM

I think I a lot of that was actually covered on Insomniac when Dave Attell went to Japan...

Does hentei even need to be mentioned?
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 08:29 PM

I would never consider purchasing such a disgusting thing... *looks around to see if anyones looking, jumps into the ocean and swims to Japan.*

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 10:50 PM

I don't understand the appeal of this product. You put your head in the woman's lap? So what? Is it anatomically correct? Or is it just a comfort object for people who don't have significant others, like the Boyfriend Arm Pillow? Do guys really like resting their heads on women's laps? While they're kneeling?
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 11:18 PM

It looks profoundly uncomfortable. It would be much better if they weren't kneeling so your head wouldn't have to be so high up and at an angle down.

But, hey, it's the Japanese. What do you expect?
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 02:56 AM

From my short experience there, women kneel like that fairly regularly, so it probably doesn't seem so odd.
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 03:07 AM

i'm just waiting for the girl on all fours foot stool to come out tongue.gif
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 03:10 AM

Aren't we all, Barend, aren't we all...
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 04:32 AM

Which one of our lovely young female users will kill Barend then?
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Posted 18 December 2004 - 01:16 PM

You know, JYAMG, I have nothing against Barend's comment, but I am rather fed up with your assumption that women can't take sex jokes.
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