[Picking up sometime after Episode 2, Anakin, Obi-Wan and Jar Jar Binks are passengers on a ridiculous CGI train]
JAR JAR: "So Annie, was being Paddy's man-bitch fun?"
ANAKIN: "Look I don't wanna talk about it anymore."
JJ: "But-"
ANAKIN: "No."
JJ: "I-"
ANAKIN: "No."
JJ: "Was-"
ANAKIN: "No."
JJ: "Wondering."
ANAKIN: "Shut up."
JJ: "Hey look man, if it was your first time, it's no big deal, everyone does bad the first time. Give it a few more goes, you'll get the hang of it."
ANAKIN: "Will you SHUT UP?"
JJ: "Oh, looks like mesa hit on a nerve here."
ANAKIN: "Why you-" [Anakin tries to whip out his lightsaber, but Obi-Wan holds up his hand to signal "NO"]
OBI-WAN: "Don't give in to hate. That leads to the dark side."
JJ: "Yeah, yousa listen to Obi-Wan here! Hesa-" [Obi-Wan waves his hand in front of Jar Jar]
OBI-WAN: "You are having a heart attack."
JJ: "That's right I- GAGH!" [Jar Jar drops to the floor convulsing; Anakin grins wickedly]
ANAKIN: "Thank you, Master."
OBI-WAN: "My pleasure." [The train stops] "You wanna go get some hashbrowns?"
ANAKIN: "Sure."
OBI-WAN: "Let's go get some hashbrowns." [they exit the train, another CGI alien starts yelling at them]
CGI ALIEN: "Hey, take your elongated man-frog thingy with you!"
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Anti-Jar Jar Binks Comedy Sketch
#2
Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:35 PM
good work.
now kill the fat bastrad in the 50s diner!
now kill the fat bastrad in the 50s diner!
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#8
Posted 18 December 2004 - 02:59 AM
What do you mean by Dex? I can't think how dexterity affects your parents marital status, so I'm assuming it means something else.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#9
Posted 18 December 2004 - 10:23 AM
he meant Dexter Fletcher, from 'Press Gang'.
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