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Florida Man Arrested for Biting Dog Tuesday, December 14, 2004

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:06 PM

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GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- A Gainesville man is charged with animal cruelty after authorities say he bit his Jack Russell terrier as punishment.

Mount Lee Lacy, 21, told officers he bit his dog, Lady, because she had defecated in the house and that he routinely bit her as punishment.

Police said the dog was cowering in the back of her crate when they found her. The dog had a bloody left front paw from the bite. Jack Russell terriers normally weight 10 to 16 pounds.

Authorities were called to Lacy's apartment on Saturday after receiving a concerned phone call from his girlfriend's mother.

Lacy is charged with felony animal cruelty and resisting arrest without violence. He is in jail with bond set at $25,000.

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:59 PM

Isn't a Jack Russell terrier one of those little tiny dogs that looks like a mop?

Good for that guy.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 01:29 PM

My friends stepfather is a JRT NUT! He has bought over 12 in his life time. The last two he owned, prior to the new pair he bought 8 years ago, had an untimely demise. He got in a car accident and both of them went flying through the windshield.

The latest pair of JRT's were sent off to buddhist monks who specialize in dog training. In the end these two animals are just as stupid. Nothing can train them!

One of the dogs came down with some sort of illness. My friends step dad took them to a animal mind reader and then an animal herbal healer. 1000's of dollars later the dog recovered from an illness that was classified as "indeterminate" by a professinal vet.

The owner now has pet insurance.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 04:02 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Dec 14 2004, 12:59 PM)
Isn't a Jack Russell terrier one of those little tiny dogs that looks like a mop?

Good for that guy.



I believe the dog on Frasier is a JRT.

Hate to disagree, but a man biting a dog (to the point of bleeding) may be news, but I'm not in favor of it. Now, collecting his feces and locking it in with the pup may have been justified.

Maybe the dog could visit his master at jail, and find HIM cowering in the corner. tongue.gif
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 06:29 PM

Is it wrong that I found that extremly giggle-worthy?

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 06:31 PM

How the hell did this guy come up with this idea? Was he just sitting at hime wondering what dog tastes like and then saw his dog chasing a cat and decided to combine his taste for dog and his love of insane punishment into one?

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Posted 14 December 2004 - 06:59 PM

If somebody really wants to go that far, I only condone biting dogs if they bite you first.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 10:28 PM

damn you jane, that was to be my remark...

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 03:58 AM

Imagine if that ice guy was biting his employees instead of smacking them.

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 07:21 AM

Barend would have been short a news story that day.
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 06:05 PM

Then again imagine if this guy had made his dog sign a contract saying he was allowed to spank it...

"But officers, really the dog signed a contract, it's ok. Look I have it right here!"

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