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Neighbors flinch over grinch pinch Nov. 26, 2004

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Posted 28 November 2004 - 08:37 PM

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Fight over Christmas displays in California cul-de-sac
Nov. 26, 2004


Alan Aerts stands before his 10-foot-tall singing Grinch in front of his home in Monte Sereno, Calif. Aerts erected the Grinch to protest a ordinance restricting the wildly popular Christmas extravaganza he created in previous years. Neighbors complained last year after 100,000 spectators came to gawk.

MONTE SERENO, Calif. - For six years, Alan and Bonnie Aerts transformed their Silicon Valley home into a Christmas wonderland, complete with surfing Santa, jumbo candy canes and a carol-singing chorus of mannequins.

Visitors loved it. Last year, after NBC's "Weekend Today" featured the $150,000 display of custom-designed props, more than 1,500 cars prowled the Aertses' cul-de-sac in this upscale San Jose suburb each night.

This year, though, the merry menagerie stayed indoors. Instead, on the manicured lawn outside the couple's Tudor mansion stands a single tiding: a 10-foot-tall Grinch with green fuzz, rotting teeth, and beet-red eyeballs.

The Aertses erected the smirking giant to protest the couple across the street -- 16-year residents Le and Susan Nguyen, who initiated complaints to city officials that the display was turning the quiet neighborhood into a Disneyesque nightmare.

Alan Aerts, who makes sure the Grinch's spindly finger points directly to the Nguyens' house, says the complaints killed the exhibit. They also violated the Christmas spirit, he said.

"When I grew up, people decorated everything -- it was wonderful to be a kid," said the 48-year-old soft drink distributor and philanthropist. "If you can't even put up a display these days, what kind of people have we become?"

The Nguyens say that even after the Aertses hired a security guard to help direct traffic, the commotion kept them from having friends over for their own lower-key celebrations.

"We wake up to Christmas for about 45 days of the year," said Le Nguyen, 55. "You ever seen the movie 'Groundhog Day?' It's just like that."

The exhibition's death knell came last year, when the Nguyens collected 90 signatures of protest from residents, and the city council voted to require a permit for any exhibit lasting longer than three days.

Mayor Erin Garner voted against it, saying he thought the Aertses provided a community service.

"It will be a crying shame if (Alan) doesn't put his holiday lights up this year," he told the San Jose Mercury News.

After studying the application process, the Aertses decided the usual display wasn't worth the hassle.

So Alan Aerts, a 6-foot-5 amateur body builder, commissioned the $2,500 motorized Grinch statue, which waves its arms and emits steam as a raspy tenor belts out, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."

Susan Nguyen, 52, is unmoved.

"It was oppressive," she said. "Maybe not if you just spent 10 minutes admiring it from your car, but if you lived next door, it was definitely oppressive."

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take that!!!

i'm not into all that burb living xmas external decorations...
but... kids seem to... so good on him...

10 foot tall motorized grinch in the yard of a scary lookin' 6'5" man...
you tell him to take it down...

i don't really have anything relevant to say to this article...
it's more of a converation peice...

thanks to J M HofMarN for the green finger pointing to this article
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Posted 28 November 2004 - 09:13 PM

Display of custom-designed props: $150,000

Motorized Grinch statue, which waves its arms and emits steam: $2,500

Letting the world know what a prick your neighbour is: Priceless.

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Posted 28 November 2004 - 10:36 PM

Screw the fun of being a kid-- if you can't enjoy the season without being an obnoxious asshole and deteriorating your neighbors' quality of life, then you need to find a new way to celebrate.
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Posted 28 November 2004 - 11:52 PM

I hardly think putting up a statue is obnoxious. I'd apply that more to signing a petition against your own neighbor. The guy hiared a secureity guard to direct traffic for goodness sake, what else can he do to please them? And besides, he's giving the thousands of people who would have enjoyed his display an explanation of what happened in a humorous manner. You have to hand it to the guy for creativity.

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Posted 29 November 2004 - 01:04 AM

I have friends who live across from somebody who does his house up every year, and it really really sucks. They end up with dead lawn from the cars, they have their driveway blocked, they can't even leave their house. The lights and sound make it difficult to do anything in the house. It really isn't pleasent.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 01:15 AM

Yeah, on the one hand, big ole' Christmas specticle. On the other hand, it's like a week long block party happening across the street and you're not invited. If you have so many people coming to your house you need a security guard to direct traffic, you should be charging admission and not doing it right across the street from somebody else.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 09:20 AM

I can't really say that I blame the neighbours. Yes, from an outsider's point of view it may appear mean-spirited, but try to put yourself in their posistion - 1500 cars crowding round your house each night for six solid weeks per year? I can't help feeling that I'd have done exactly the same thing in that situation.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 08:26 PM

nobody cringes at outdoor xmas decorations more than i

i think they are ghei!

however... that statue shows alot of skill... and is really cool...

the neibours should be selling home made pies to the visitors or something... they'd make a bundle...

i guess what i'm trying to say... in the spirit of things is...
I DON'T CARE... bwahh hahah hahah

cool statue....

besides which, if that 6'5" monkey bar waering dude, who can afford to blow $150 000 on displays lived next door to me...

i'd be nicer to him...
especially appraoching the season.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 11:54 PM

I think this guy is great. It says he's a philanthropist and he clearly has a sense of humor and a willingness to work with people over these things. I think the neighbourly thing to do would be to not have ninety people sign a petition against someone, but that's just me.

I also think that this guy must have had the same troubles getting out as everyone else and that the neighborhood and the town should have taken pride in the decorations( which many clearly did) 100000 people who loved his decorations should not be grinched out by 90 people who did not.

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 07:50 AM

For a 'philanthropist' he sure doesn't have much consideration for his neighbours' quality of life. Yes, visitors may get 10 minutes' amusement out of his decorations, but people living nearby have to go through weeks of hell. And if they managed to get 90 signatures on the petition, it clearly wasn't something that only a few Scrooges were upset about.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 08:05 AM

And you can't say that they new what they were getting into when they moved in. They were there for 10 years before he started doing it.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 10:50 AM

I once lived in a part of a town where Christmas fairs, bazaars, rock concert and what's not were always organised. Everybody was loving it, save me and other residents who had to listen to fireworks, pop groups and plain shoutings all day and night long. Surely it was prestigous location but I was glad to move out of there. So I completely understand the neighbours, too.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 04:33 PM

I live high on a hill. across the street; nothing but forest. then the townhomes came in and the trees went away. I remember seeing the last tree go down and cheering on the dozer operator with mock bravada.

Then the new townhome people moved in. Their homes are the size of matchboxes, but the store bought designer trees filled the windows of their homes, brimming with holiday magic. Ugh. I miss the woods. Anyway, that was when I crafted my redneck, five foot star of Bethlehem and hung it high on the hill.

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epilogue: I was not being a good neighbor. sad.gif For sale signs indicate another passing year.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 05:42 PM

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Posted 03 December 2004 - 07:14 PM

Yes, yes it does. Those things are evil and have ulterior plans for the slaughter of humankind, just like those dancing Santa Claus things you see on display at the front of Wal*Mart.

(*narrows eyes*)

They're just biding their time...all of them...bastards...
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