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Posted 15 November 2004 - 03:48 AM

sorry for the title... i just wanted to test the google adds...

this isn't the best example of it but when the title is abreiviated and a name beneth it it can be interesting...



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Posted 15 November 2004 - 10:04 PM

I almost thought one of the ebay adds for this said "slave- buy for less" but in fact it only said save. I'm disappointed.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:04 AM

We should copy and paste that into emails and send them out to thousands of random people. It would still make more sense than some of the spam that I get.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 05:29 AM

Alright Hec that's it you've forced me to start a thread where we can showcase funny spam.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:45 AM

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Ramone for sale.
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This was in the music forums. The moment I saw it I knew that Ramone and I were soul mates. Who were these Ebay bastards to enslave him? Ramone's spirit is indomitable, despite their endless cruelties and demands that he submit to their seemingly undefiable will.

When I saw this ad I knew that I had to help Ramone gain his freedom. It wasn't anything homosexual. I have no designs on Ramone or any of his other enslaved brothers and sisters. I simply wish to help them to a better life. What happens afterwards is up to the slave merchants at Ebay.

Will they persue us? Or will my guerilla raid to free Ramone and his comrades show them the error of their ways? I know not. But I do know that, through some legal means, likely involving getting him drunk and making him sign a contract, that Ebay owns Ramone.

One company should never own a human being but the government will surely side with this huge business. It is likely that Ramone and I will have to hide out, go underground and perhaps flee to a non-extradition country. There, I imagined, Ramone and I would sip daquirris as we lounged on a beach and he healed the pain of his hard life in bondage.

Then I clicked on the link and it was just a bunch of stuff for a stupid band.

Damn it.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 04:40 PM

... huh.gif


anyway...

my favorite so far was 'Pen writes angry letter to... Jane Sherwood'
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 05:42 PM

Sorry if I scared you Barend, just carrying on the proud L&E tradition of making way too much out of some silly mistake or misunderstanding.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 11:30 PM

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I don't remember getting any angry letter...

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 05:58 PM

shaved ice, spanked bottom... chyld
(it may only be funny to me bacause i've always pronounce 'chyld' as 'chilled'
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:00 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 17 2004, 10:58 PM)
shaved ice, spanked bottom... chyld
(it may only be funny to me bacause i've always pronounce 'chyld' as 'chilled'

Hmm? I've always pronounced it "child", it flows better for me. But I can see that being amusing...

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 09:21 PM

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