i don't know what talent hayden christensen has but i now refuse to judge him based on these poorly directed films...
so far i don't like him, and i think he should do a buddy film with leo decaprio, and they can hop into a soapy bath and play spot the submarine (thankyou Red Dwarf)
but... if HC is in a film that looks remotley interesting i wont boycot him as i think it unfair to judge anyone on these films...
Natalie portman is pretty wonderfull anywhere els i see her but horrible in these...
they are givin no motivation or physical background and characters to interact with...
as for AOTC little love retreat...
the biggest problem with that is the fact that when they go on their little holiday so doeas the film... it looses it's grip of the road and crashes into a tree like someone through a frozen turkey at it or something...
honestly... SW fans in general can barley talk to the opposite sex as it is... and they, being the stereotypical geeks they are, learn what they can about women from star trk and SW... and they're getting terrible lessons... especially in AOTC.
utterly shoking...
i'm a creep, i should powerful so i can stick my iron fist up little tuscan kids, your hair is pretty, let's fuck!
and all that fan fiction fan fucktion is proof of my point....
romance in films can be good... but not when it's written by a geek like lucas or by some geek who would suck his balls upon request...
OT romance worked cause it had friction, and realism...
and harrison ford, who probably hasn't done enough romance movies, given how belivable he can be there...
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#31
Posted 26 November 2004 - 06:35 PM
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#32
Posted 09 April 2005 - 11:16 PM
How suggestive is this picture supposed to be anyway?
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#33
Posted 10 April 2005 - 07:14 PM
QUOTE (Hannibal @ Apr 9 2005, 09:16 PM)
Let's not got there...
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#34
Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:51 PM
""as for AOTC little love retreat...
the biggest problem with that is the fact that when they go on their little holiday so doeas the film... it looses it's grip of the road and crashes into a tree like someone through a frozen turkey at it or something...""
You just painted a very elaborate picture with words, barend. Maybe, it's like the lovers going on a coffee break, so the movie goes on a coffee break, too. And then no one returns from the coffee break, because they are all lazy.
the biggest problem with that is the fact that when they go on their little holiday so doeas the film... it looses it's grip of the road and crashes into a tree like someone through a frozen turkey at it or something...""
You just painted a very elaborate picture with words, barend. Maybe, it's like the lovers going on a coffee break, so the movie goes on a coffee break, too. And then no one returns from the coffee break, because they are all lazy.
#35
Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:19 AM
QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ May 14 2005, 02:51 PM)
""as for AOTC little love retreat...
the biggest problem with that is the fact that when they go on their little holiday so doeas the film... it looses it's grip of the road and crashes into a tree like someone through a frozen turkey at it or something...""
You just painted a very elaborate picture with words, barend. Maybe, it's like the lovers going on a coffee break, so the movie goes on a coffee break, too. And then no one returns from the coffee break, because they are all lazy.
the biggest problem with that is the fact that when they go on their little holiday so doeas the film... it looses it's grip of the road and crashes into a tree like someone through a frozen turkey at it or something...""
You just painted a very elaborate picture with words, barend. Maybe, it's like the lovers going on a coffee break, so the movie goes on a coffee break, too. And then no one returns from the coffee break, because they are all lazy.
Good point. The best romances almost always seem to be the ones on the run.
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.