DILDO SALAD who did what?
#1
Posted 15 November 2004 - 03:48 AM
this isn't the best example of it but when the title is abreiviated and a name beneth it it can be interesting...
'in memory his excellency Slade'
'yoda passing as a farting a Barend'
'in the immortal words of Ra Chefelf'
world of warcraft release date? look to the sky...
LOTR pants barend? it wouldn't be the first time...
the news desk is the best place for it...
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#2
Posted 15 November 2004 - 10:04 PM
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#4
Posted 16 November 2004 - 05:29 AM
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#5
Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:45 AM
Ramone for sale.
aff Check out the deals now!
This was in the music forums. The moment I saw it I knew that Ramone and I were soul mates. Who were these Ebay bastards to enslave him? Ramone's spirit is indomitable, despite their endless cruelties and demands that he submit to their seemingly undefiable will.
When I saw this ad I knew that I had to help Ramone gain his freedom. It wasn't anything homosexual. I have no designs on Ramone or any of his other enslaved brothers and sisters. I simply wish to help them to a better life. What happens afterwards is up to the slave merchants at Ebay.
Will they persue us? Or will my guerilla raid to free Ramone and his comrades show them the error of their ways? I know not. But I do know that, through some legal means, likely involving getting him drunk and making him sign a contract, that Ebay owns Ramone.
One company should never own a human being but the government will surely side with this huge business. It is likely that Ramone and I will have to hide out, go underground and perhaps flee to a non-extradition country. There, I imagined, Ramone and I would sip daquirris as we lounged on a beach and he healed the pain of his hard life in bondage.
Then I clicked on the link and it was just a bunch of stuff for a stupid band.
Damn it.
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#6
Posted 16 November 2004 - 04:40 PM
anyway...
my favorite so far was 'Pen writes angry letter to... Jane Sherwood'
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#7
Posted 16 November 2004 - 05:42 PM
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#8
Posted 16 November 2004 - 11:30 PM
I don't remember getting any angry letter...
Two teens seen with rabid bat sought ... WalrusOfPlastic
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#9
Posted 17 November 2004 - 05:58 PM
(it may only be funny to me bacause i've always pronounce 'chyld' as 'chilled'
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#10
Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:00 PM
(it may only be funny to me bacause i've always pronounce 'chyld' as 'chilled'
Hmm? I've always pronounced it "child", it flows better for me. But I can see that being amusing...
If we need me to contribute...
Virgin Mary Sandwich Back o Barend
I Voted SimeSublime (that threads good for this)
What was the worst thing ab(out) J m HofMarN
OK, not as good as everyone elses...
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#11
Posted 17 November 2004 - 09:21 PM
Just your average movie goer
HALLELEUJA!!!
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