LOTR Pants if you dont get it its not funny
#17
Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:42 PM
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#18
Posted 17 November 2004 - 02:43 AM
seven for the dwarf lords who have all they want
nine rings for mortal men doomed to die
one for the dark lord in his dark pants
Why am I the only one to note that its THREE RINGS for elven kings, regardless of their status of pants.
For shame, JM...
The dark lord is ethereal, he has no pants.
"You shall not wear pants, flame of Udun!" Or something like that. The G-man to the Balrog.
"Those are some very interesting pants you have there, Mr. 'Underhill'." Strider to Frodo in the Prancing Pony.
#19
Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:28 AM
"They took off our pants and we wants them back!"
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#21
Posted 17 November 2004 - 07:57 PM
"Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another pants and grows again." (from the FOTR)
the rest from TTT:
"Oh. You would not part an old man from his walking pants?"
"Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind you teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked pants with a witless worm! "
"Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your pants."
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#22
Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:00 PM
"Will you gaze into the pants of Galadriel?" - Galadriel
"It was in that hour when all hope had failed that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword and took off Sauron's pants." Galadriel's narration.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 17 November 2004 - 08:09 PM
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#23
Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:02 PM
"the world is changing... i feel it in my pants." - Galadrial
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#24
Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:12 PM
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#25
Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:24 PM
"Tens of thousands."
"But my lord there are no such pants."
-Grima and Saruman.
"How can fire bring down pants?" -Grima to Saruman.
"The horsement took your pants! They drove your people into the hills to scratch a living out of rocks! Burn every village!" -Saruman to the wild men
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#27
Posted 19 November 2004 - 07:55 AM
"I feel like pantsing myself" - Frodo at Elronds.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#28
Posted 19 November 2004 - 08:02 AM
"Give him the pants of the king." - Elrond
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#29
Posted 19 November 2004 - 08:15 AM
Some of my all-time favourites:
"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." - Vader
"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." - Greedo
"A tremor in my pants... The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." - Vader
Of course, to a British person 'pants' refers to underpants, so it's even more hilarious.
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